Vote TUP/PCP alliance for congress
Day 3,565, 06:34
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by bamber
Published on behalf of Rex
Good afternoon Comrades,
With Congress elections coming on me thick and fast, I thought I could give you a taste of what you have waiting for you. TUP and PCP are continuing their alliance indefinitely and so this article will talk you through the candidates that we have for you to look forward to. We have a well-experienced stock this term with our newest member joining in 2012 and, in my opinion, the coolest cats you will most likely see all in one room. So here is the list of candidates for your eyes to peruse...
Candidates
TimmyTango (PCP) Ex PP of the PCP 3 times in congress joined in 2009 Ex-dMoGD of Australia, nicknamed Timmy tongue-twister for reasons only known to mad Pauly
dougal4chaos (TUP) 33 times in congress joined in 2008 few have more experience, I heard that at 40 congress terms he will take a photo of himself shirtless
Amokkel (TUP) 22 times congress joined in 2012, knows Bill Clinton by name
bamber (PCP) -15 times in congress PCP spokesperson. Former minister of Education Joined erep in 2009 he ran a highly praised campaign for CP this month and currently works in the MOD, also rumours are going round that he is incredibly handsome
Csimpolya (TUP) 3 times in Congress, joined erep in 2009, Some say he shoots raunchy independent movies as a hobbie
Sir Rex Fleddington (PCP) 8 times in congress, Founder and leader of the 2nd eComintern, Writer of the eCommunist Manifesto, De Facto best member of the eUK
Rory Winterbourne II (TUP) Currently a member of the MoD team, 9 times in congress, Joined in 2014, my pick for Man of the Hour.
jamesw (TUP) 22 times in Congress current president of TUP and experienced campaigner joined in 2009, a chihuahua fan
hollenboer (TUP) Rank 315! 32 times in congress, defended the UK against a PTO joined in 2010,
nice guy
RealAleTime (TUP) 4 times in congress joined in 2013
Now hold your horses bucko, I see you skimming so that you can click the vote TUP button (and the donate Gold to Rex button) . Before you all do exactly as that last sentence said, I want you all to join either tup or PCP. Both parties have incredibly interesting activities that can only be seen once you have stayed for over a week, weird rule I know. Anyway I will make love to you and leave you.
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Me and you Bamber ain't nothin but mammals,
So let's do it like they do in a One Party State,
Dry and as dictated by the leader.
shame.... PCP should stand alone....
Best PCP does stand alone \o/
Well , unless 'party' means loud music, dark lights, and people dancing...
Wow, TUP sucks, they give 2 high positions to PCP, even though PCP can give them only 4 votes (apparently they say that is how many people vote in their party)
Yeah, but PCP gives TUP two semi active members on their lists, which is two more than TUP has in total. The math checks out.
Is this approved by your party leader?
Zap was taking a shower when we asked him
The members decided and that's how it works in the PCP 🙂
4 people?
4 *members*
Nothing but respect for PCP - you straight up rinsed TUP.
For TUP though, I don't get what you're thinking giving this many seats away - although actually I have an inkling. It appears that TUP is lacking talent to put on the list, which is especially worrying considering they're the largest party.
There's no real benefit to TUP doing this, apart from the fact they may lift the worth of their congress list. But I don't think their intentions are that selfless.
I mean, if TUP get 9 seats, they're only keeping 6 - which is dire.
5 - I'm a communist sympathiser sent back in time from a future erepublik where Keer's returns and destroys the UK with his capitalist ideals.
He will fail...
" It appears that TUP is lacking talent to put on the list"
They gave ME a seat in the most recent election. Open draft, very fun way to throw a seat away for them.
The candidates section's formatting gives me cancer of the eyes every time
TUP are proper cucked...
I do not approve of this unholy alliance.
we don't need your approval