Turkey, ONE's gimp or something more?

Day 1,357, 15:53 Published in Cyprus Cyprus by Blacksat

Lately, we've been witnessing an alarming number of reports of dissatisfied Turks, rambling about how much Durruti is pissing them off and Spaniards on the other side, protesting that they can't take the smell of kebaps in the HQ of ONE should Turkey join ONE. So, conspiracy theories have been rising about how Turkey should join Terra or Eden or ONE kick Spain in favor of Turkey or keep Turkey as their miserable lapdog, gnawing on their leg hungrily for them to toss a "bone" or two in Bulgaria or Ukraine or Russia or whatever.


Turkey, as was last seen in ONE HQ asking for permission to join

The question is though, what is Turkey gaining from all this? Self esteem is certainty not to be gained.

However I can see all you friendly Turks or Fyromnians who may see that I am originally from eGreece and say

"Oi Blacksat, stop trying to divide us, brotherhood in ONE is eternal

Woah, calm down, I am no ehumanitarian, I find Turks to be excellent friends when not nationalist but I am not out for eSucking up. I am now an eCypriot, as I believe that for once in the history, even in the game Turks and Greeks can fight side by side. I mean, damn, aren't you bored already?

My thought, for the betterment of the status quo for both Turkey and the parties affiliated would be the following:

Why don't the Turkish authorities consider joining Terra? Eden is out of question because I don't see Turkey being bffs with Bulgreece. But still, Cyprus is there, so is Argentina and Brazil o/


Those Terran guys sure have it good

To avoid TL😃R here's the idea. Turkey joins Terra, closes the war with Bulgaria, moves to Iran for resources and plundering, while Bulgaria is free to assist Romania and try to get some regions as well.

Turkey gets regions without having to be someone's gimp Bulgaria is free to assist the Alliance and ONE goes to hell.

Remember what Fyrom did to Cyprus. Tomorrow's Cyprus could be you and tomorrow's Fyrom could be a member of ONE.


Blacksat thinking the geopolitical implications of Turkey joining Terra

So, why not? We are all here to play a damn game, let's have some fun ffs!