Top 10 Reasons to be an eUS Marine- 2012 Edition
Tiacha
About two some years ago, I wrote an article giving the top 10 reasons why you should join the eUS Marines. I realize now that those old reasons are a bit dated, so here’s an updated version for the year 2012. Trust me, by the end of the list, you’ll realize just why we are the best MU in the eUS.
10. We’re truly international. Interested In meeting new people from all over the eWorld? We got you covered. We have members from Croatia, Finland, Belarus, Israel, Romania, Canada, and South Africa to name only a few. It’s a long laundry list of different cultures, but we are all one family.
9. We got John Largo. We are honored enough to have the Best candidate running for the presidency in our MU. Largo is a super tank with super ideas. We wish him the best of luck in the coming elections.
8. No drama. The eUS Marines is a drama-free zone. We are free from politicking and negativity. We are truly a family full of men and women who fight for the eUS and its true allies at all time. The Marine room is always a fun place to be. Don’t trust me? Come visit us on our public channel #ooh-rah on Rizon and find out for yourself.
7. We are independent. We are independent and self-funded. Unlike the USAF, we go completely without US funding. Meaning, if the Serbs/Ajay take over the government, we will still be fighting for the eUS. It’s still a mystery whether the USAF forces will still have the cash to fight.
6. The best supplies. You want Q7s, we got you. We got you good.
5. A long history of excellence. For 4+ years, we have been fighting for the eUS. We are one of, if not the OLDEST MU in the eUS. We have a reputation for kicking butt all over the eWorld since almost the beginning of eRepublik.
4. Solid leadership. When you come to the Marines, there will always be someone there to help you find your way. Our leadership core is solid and works like a well oiled machine. Plus, there are always opportunities for those looking to advance their own e-careers.
3. Small numbers, big results. Let’s look at today’s numbers on egov4you. Right now, the Marines are ranked 5 in the eUS. But I’ll put this into perspective. Seal Team 6, the top unit in the eUS did 507932430 influence yesterday, with 154 members. The Marines did 246030870 with 67 members. Marines did more damage per member than ST6! Marines did on average 3672102 vs ST6’s 3298262 damage per member. And this is all without funding. Our guys give it their 110%. That’s the type of environment you want to be around!
2. Marines are made of legends. We’ve had those who are only told in eRep legends such as Eugene Harlot, to living legends such as Hisairness. Are you the next Marine legend?
1. We have Bia Pandora. Nuff said. She’s everyone’s favorite woman who preaches the truth wherever she goes.
Think you got what it takes? Apply here
Requirements:
-15k STR
-Legendary Force Minimum!
-IRC Active
-Ability to pass a background check!
Don’t quite cut it and you are a TC graduate in another branch, apply anyway. We have special preferences for TC graduates!
Always,
General Tiacha,
Commandant of the Marines.
Comments
People from Canada too
"Are you the next Marine legend?"
yes, i must admit..its me!!
and the 0 reason, the most important, rrevan is in USMC!!
Semper Fi!
I can't vote this up enough.
Ooh-Rah!
General, LoL, you are not even qualified to be in the Marines.
SPecial treatment much Amanda
Semper Fi!
Belarusian-Israeli marine approves this article o/
כל הכבוד!
Semper Fi!
o7
Tiacha, good article.
But FTR, if Hanibal gets elected, he will have zero control over where any eUS MU fights, nor will he be involved in the process.
This I can assure you of.
~JJ
NSC Chairman
Semper Fi!
כל הכבוד!
it is a shame I don't meet the requirements 🙁
Semper Fi!
HisAirness? Legend? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Voted. Voted twice for the Bianess.
v+s, notice how Marines deal over 264 million with only 67 members
v+s
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@ RGR the requirements were recently changed. Therefore your remark should be withdrawn until you know all the details of the Marines.
Semper FI
Semper Fi o7
Reason #11 - The Marines have the hottest babes of any fighting force.
O7
do you guys get your own Harrier jets?
Semper Fi!
o7
Release dogs of war ! RAWRRRRRRRRR !
Voted, but I have a question about #7
Why wouldn't the USAF continue to fight if the government was PTOd? Do you really think they would just sit around and not fight?
:/
I don't understand why you feel the need to take shots at the USAF like this in your article.
@ Israel Stevens. Not questioning the will to fight. Just questioning the ability to get money through via donations in Congress once the monster AFA horde congressmen continue the 69 dollar donations.
Reason #11 - The Marines have the hottest babes of any fighting force. +1
Semper Fi!!
Reason #11 - The Marines have the hottest babes of any fighting force.
Semper Fi! Do or Die!
Great article. Only one problem.
We are free from politicking and negativity.
9. We got John Largo. We are honored enough to have the Best candidate running for the presidency in our MU. Largo is a super tank with super ideas. We wish him the best of luck in the coming elections.
Wait, what?
i'll vote, despite your leewasness.
😁😁 We don't advertise it
Negative politics, Chance. Mudslinging.
Good stuff. Reason #1 is enough for me 😛
Self sufficiency rocks,
Voted, the US can't have enough active soldiers. o/
@Israel Stevens: I should probably PM this, but if FailJay and his Serbian boyfriends end up in control of the eUS, will you guys from the "official govt" military units continue to follow POTUS orders like you guys preach all the time "even if he's not the popular choice"?
@Merle Corey: I asked, even begged them to DD me, they refuse ;_;
@RGR: It's because of me that Tiacha is commandant. and you specifically can kiss my ass and like it if you have a problem with it. (then FOAD)
We have Bia, nuff said.
Semper Fi!
You guys are silly and I love you. The ONLY reason I am still here. o7
reason #12 we have the harlot given ability to attack without initiative
I've already subscribed, waiting for an answer .-.
until you "real" Marines lower your requirements, Cannon Cockers will take your weaker players
we got the same enviroment, no political ties, good supply great people and so much more
Semper Flexibilis , for the Core o7
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Marines-the best mu in usa
I was expecting some funny article like David Letterman's Top 10...
and then - Buzz kill 🙂
v&s
Semper Fi !!!!!!!
Join us and enjoy the good times also
o7