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Potpourri

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"Consider the postage stamp. Its usefulness lies in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there."

-- Josh Billings



Jokes

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Co-workers sympathized as Sally complained that her back was really sore from moving furniture.

"Why don't you wait till your husband gets home?" someone asked.

"I could," said Sally, "but the couch is easier to move if he's not on it."

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The priest was instructing a class of third-graders at All Saints
grammar school.

"There were two brothers, and one of them chose the wicked path of
Satan. The brother was evil and corrupt and did great damage to many
people, and wound up a convicted criminal in a tiny, dark cell.

"But the other brother studied hard and became a great, rich, knowledgeable lawyer.

"Now, children, what is the difference between these two brothers, who started out in the same place, who together embarked upon life's stormy seas?"

Herman raised his hand and said, "Easy. One of them got caught."

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I'm not saying I'm old, but when I ordered a three minute egg in a cafe, they asked me to pay in advance...


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Welcome to the West, where nobody believes the official spokesman, but everybody trusts an unidentified source.