This Great Britannia.

Day 3,460, 18:02 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by GLaDos.





Since my last article I have been carefully monitoring the activity of this green and pleasant land. It's reassuring to see some dear old friends (fags) skulking around, despite their love of skirts, garlic and spaghetti.

The PM recently issued an article that attempted to articulate his position on all matters worldly, economy, military and the suchlike. All very good.

We have a bit of a tiff going on with the Irish. Business as usual, it would seem to me.



Less appealing is the excessive level of fragmentation and bickering. Don't get me wrong....those who know me will recall that I like to hang out under the billy-goats bridge with the best of them. However, this game is so dead and this nation is so small you can't help but think.....(dream sequence) IF (capital letters for emphasis) we were to calm down the bickering, join a single military unit, listen to COs.......we could rebuild the Empire. Extend this Green and Pleasant Land. This mighty Isle. This haven of beauty. This Brittania.


I think we could do it. I think we could genuinely get together and start creating some major waves in the world......mainly because most of the world is sleeping and 2-Clicking.......and barely even that.

Every foolish Centurion and his dog knows that eventually this game will just implode. The Whigs will not turn up for work, the cash will dry up, it will just stop. However, until that day and while the world sleeps.....why don't we create some good old fashioned British mayhem?

We've been doing it for hundreds of years. Why stop now? Who is in?

There will be Cake. And probably weapons. And maybe a harem.

Pride, Power, Britannia

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