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Pot pourri

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"One's destination is never a place, but a new way of
seeing things."

-- Henry Miller

Jokes

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A lawyer's wife dies.

At the cemetery, people are APPALLED to see that the tombstone reads:
"Here lies Shirley, wife of Morris Rosen, L. L. D., Wills, Divorce,
Malpractice and Immigracion Legal Services."

Suddenly, Morris bursts into tears.

His brother tells him, "You SHOULD cry, pulling a cheap stunt like this
on Shirley's tombstone!"

Through his tears, Morris sobs, "You don't understand! They left out
the
phone number and my Email! And besides that, they mis-spelt
'immigration!'"

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While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish carriage.

The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor because,
attached
to the back of the carriage, was a hand-printed sign. It read, "Energy
efficient vehicle: Runs on oats and grass. Caution: Do not step in
exhaust."

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I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same
principles. Therefore, every day

I walk down the street and tell passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel
at the moment, what I have done the night before, what I will do later
and with whom.

I give them pictures of my family, my dog and of me gardening, taking
things
apart in the garage, watering the lawn, standing in front of landmarks,
driving around town, having lunch and doing what anybody and everybody
does
every day.

I also listen to their conversations, give them the "thumbs up" and tell
them
I like them.

And it works just like Facebook! I already have four people following
me:
Two police officers, a private investigator and a psychiatrist.

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Don't let your worries get the better of you ...
Remember, Moses started out as a basket case.