The Great One is Angered

Day 1,330, 06:42 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Mr. Katze

Before I start this article I'd like to acknowledge all 8 of my subscribers and how much of a inspiration to me they are. Without them I'd probably be spending my time running for congress! That's such a hideous thought, I don't even joke about it.

So over the past couple of days the UK has done absolutely NOTHING. Leaving me with a frowny face, everyone knows that Rainbowfish demands at least one blood sacrifice of an pagan slave child every day.

Thus Rainbowfish has recently turned into a "sad salmon", what this means for us all is that it would be in the best interest of every first born child in the UK to start killing anything that isn't British.

My solution to this problem is that we let Ireland get themselves back on the map, then we wipe them again. It'd be simple, the heathens get a TW and us cult members get a good ol' fashioned pagan lynch festival. Now I know the idea might not appeal to some people, but trust me, I have perfect knowledge of how we're going to do this.


That's it for today's article! And remember, a good lynching always needs a man in a bear costume!