So Here I Am.

Day 1,931, 01:29 • Published in USA USA • by heliarc

Sitting on the couch. Peaked about two hours ago, coming down pretty hard now and I have to be up in just over an hour to catch a flight. Yet I'm here typing up an article for my future entertainment.

From the eyes of an outsider (that's what I consider myself) the game seems stagnant. Same old stuff from years past...it's boring now and needs to be shaken up. I liked the police report thing someone wrote...seems pretty original and it has some Ajay bashing in it which is always fun to read. I personally have no issues with the guy but we play two completely different games. I'm here for personal entertainment...he's here to build his resume. Newsflash pal, eRepublik doesn't count unless you're running for RL POTUS. I don't vote often (even less than the rest of this great country's citizens do) but if your platform looks anything like what I've seen you spew here...maybe you should shoot for school superintendent first? Maybe even county coroner. Of course I don't want anyone with such twisted views touching my loved one's dead bodies. Just let me know. Coroners don't get paid per death...I'll remove some workload from you if you're in the dissection business in my neck of the woods.

On to less serious topics, someone should really keep publishing an article explaining unity and why it's the "best option". Honestly all I see is negativity about it...this leads me to believe that unity is in fact NOT the best option and should be kicked to the curb like a hooker with the herp. What do I know though? I already told you I don't vote, whatever happens happens, I'm not responsible for anything. You know what? No responsibility feels GREAT! I like the warm fuzzy feeling I get when despite my laziness...still, nothing adverse happens to me. As long as I enjoy myself and know the rest of you busy bodies have things "under control" and the masses are safe. The game is enjoyable.

Thank you Ajay, thank you busy bodies, thank you proud voters. You have all helped make this game enjoyable for me and countless other lazy dirtbags. I salute you and shall bow in your presence for keeping me safe!!!!!!