Smell the magic

Day 3,228, 13:58 • Published in USA USA • by Jimmy Cincinnati

Issue #137



-Ya Boi-
I haven't written in over 24 hrs and some of you might be wondering where the he11 I've been.
Well, f**k you. I'm not telling you anything.
A couple of hard hitting niggas from SFP, have taken Fingerguns captive, on her way to the RedBox. She's going to tell us what she knows.

-Jimmy Cincinnati, dressed as Fingerguns-
That's right; they've got me down here at SFP and I've been forced to do some degrading things. It was awesome.

-Ya Boi-
Enough about my conquests. Can you tell us anything about congress?

-Jimmy Cincinnati, dressed as Fingerguns-
The forum discussion, regarding Hoss1965, has not been a success. A discussion has been started, regarding Artela. You can see both discussions, in the Public Congress thread.
I shot both of those proposals down. Those players weren't humiliated, to my satisfaction.

-Ya Boi-
Thanks for the honest answers. The Loose Cannon takes pride in journalistic integrity.

-Jimmy Cincinnati, dressed as Fingerguns-
Not I. I'll use an official paper to state my view on another party. Not a problem.

-Ya Boi-
OK
Jimmy Cincinnati told me to ask you how many multis you use.


-Jimmy Cincinnati, dressed as Fingerguns-
How many am I using or how many do I have? Those are two different questions. Let's move on.

-Ya Boi-
Well, do you like Orik?

-Jimmy Cincinnati, dressed as Fingerguns-
That's not important. All that matters are the votes. This interview is over. FG, for PP!

*Jimmy Cincinnati flings his garter at the Loose Cannon readers.*