Sheograd
Major Lee Hung
Dear citizens of the Ubod States of Amrle1982ca,
As part of our campaign to integrate you with civilised society, we will be renaming New York to Sheograd - after the eWorld's greatest governor.
As this is home to the workers, counters of monetary-related paper and generally the most well-known part of the American continent, we thought it fitting that we turn it in to a city for the masses - a city of workers.
Anybody who refuses to embrace this new name will be imprisoned and sentenced to 30 days of hard labour; your duties will involve the manufacture of sports shoes.
These changes will take place with immediate effect.
Thank you,
Governor Sheograth
Comments
HAIL SHEO!
HAIL MRLE!
HAIL UBOD 😃
New Sheoth would fit it nice, too.
The East Coast isn't crazy enough to be named after Sheoth :/
HAIL UBOD!
HAIL SHEO!
HAIL MRLE!
The Liberators 😃
HAIL HELEN 😃
The first one was kinda amusing. Now you're trying too hard with the joke.
What joke?
kek.
Just try to imprison me. You'll regret it.
this is getting pathetic. you are not funny anymore so maybe you should come up with something funnier?
or just stop.
I will never stop.
i had relations with your mother
Will child prostitution become the #1 industry as it is in Bangcock?
ummm, send Pluto a ticket, he might just consider!!
if not, your precious assholes might just corrupt him 😉
Gah, that abuse of the cyrillic alphabet is the real crime here.