Rylde and Free- Untangling the Knots

Day 1,679, 11:39 • Published in Canada Canada • by Vrykolaus Drauvik
Moron. Degenerate. Inbred. Dumb.

These were all words that came to my mind when I heard the name 'Rylde and Free' Over the last week or so though, it would seem my opinions about this man are slowly beginning to change.

I came into eCanada around the time of the last election. As I did not know much about the political scene, I just read and took in as much as I could. From my understanding, it was a very close race as Rylde barely edged a victory over Nosyt by one vote if I remember correctly. Rylde was now, leader of Canada.

I couldn't believe my eyes as I read the first few of his introductory speeches to the masses. I mean, this man was so stupid it made my soul weep. Talking about wiping his rear end and toilet paper crusties? Blaming bad decisions and short-comings on being drunk, or hung-over? A statement that I took as his First Nation Heritage being superior to the white race? Now when I said I thought he was stupid, I mean this as in I thought that perhaps he was mentally challenged. Handicapped, if you will. As there is nothing wrong with the sort, I still believe a leader should have at least a mind capable of running a Nation.

Rylde brought war to our doorstep next. Myself, as a man that believes conflict should be something that is done during a last resort, was angry. I love this land. The idea of foreigners defecating their ideals and culture down my throat made me ill.

The dirty, decadents of Spain and Poland landed, and may I add took Newfoundland and Labrador. Walking over our forces, their momentum was directed towards the borders of Quebec. The invaders hit a wall, a strong line of defense that sent them back fleeing. A revolt broke out simultaneously to the very place they seeked Sanctuary! Sick of dodging bullets, they fled back to Europe.

Rylde had pulled it off, and as leader of our country successfully coordinated a stellar defense.

I think this war was the greatest thing that could of possibly of happened for this young leader. It showed that in fact, he is not stupid. It shown that given the chance, he can handle himself quite well on the field of battle.

Personally, I would not vote for this man. I like my leaders a little more stable when it comes to dealing with something as important as Canada. But as stated earlier, he has his talents. I could not condemn another man for voting for him.