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Ma küsiks et kes on üldse valitsuses? Tutvustatud ei ole 🙁

https://www.erepublik.com/en/country/politics/Estonia

Mis on õnn?

it's me

Kas paroksüsmaalne tahhükardia allub vagusnärvi stimulatsioonile?

Kas on võimalik, et e-Republik on kellegi kõrgemalt arenenud mõistuse poolt disainitud "arvutiprogramm" ja väljaspool seda meid polegi tegelikult olemas?

yes

Kas päkapikud kasutavad öövaatluse seadmeid?

no

Kuidas ma saaksin oma naisele selgeks teha, et meie teenijatüdruk peaks magama meie vahel?

Millises vanuses peaks koertele seksist rääkima?

Kuidas ma saaksin lahti rosolje plekkidest oma alukatel?

Kas poistel algab kuupuhastus hiljem kui tüdrukutel?

yes

Hea et see nyyd selgeks sai

Kuidas siin küsimusi esitada saaks?

Kas androidid unistavad elektrilammastest?

DAFAQ BE SERIOUS XDDDDDDD

OK, let's be serious 🙂
Kas Vambola Vikat on minu kaksikvend?

I hope not.

Kes v6idab presidendi valimised?

Lihtne, kaine m6istus!

Kuhu kadus minu avatar?

I just want to say that spam will be penalized by admins. Dont be surprised if some get forfeit points for writing comments not related to the article... (Poiss)

haha, erepublik adm*nns don't speak estonian, they don't delete any comment.

Wanna bet? 😛

yes for 100 food 😛

Customer: Morning,
Waitress: Morning.
Customer: What have you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon,
egg sausage and bacon
Egg and spam
Egg, bacon and spam
Egg, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam
Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.
(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely Spam! Lovely Spam!)
Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam. That's not got much spam in it
Wife: I don't want any spam!
Customer: Why can't she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage?
Wife: That's got spam in it!
Customer: Hasn't got much spam in it as spam, eggs, sausage and spam has it?
(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam!...)
Wife: Could you do me eggs, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam, then?
Waitress: Iiiiiiiiiiiich!!
Wife: What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like spam!
(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
Waitress (to choir): Shut up!
(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
Waitress: Shut Up! Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Customer: Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it, I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam, and spam!
(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
Waitress: Shut Up!! Baked beans are off.
Customer: Well, could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam and spam?
Choir (intervening): Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam!

Sa sobid imeliselt minu avalike suhete n6unikuks! Diil?

Ei

Burn😃

Mind on juba ammu painanud üks küsimus, millal saabub maailma rahu?

Probably never 😛

aga kas Eesti jõuab viie rikkama Euroopa riigi sekka?

Estonia is the best in every way 😃