Poutine with the Pals #1 - Nyx Lynx
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We're back with the first of the Poutine with the Pals series. Today, I got to chat with a good friend of mine & former ePakistan CP Nyx Lynx.
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1.Tell us about the RL Nyx Lynx
Nice try stalker. Nyx Lynx doesn’t exist in RL. She is unreal. I am very detached when I play a character.
2. RL Hobbies and Interests?
Watching paint dry, watching grass grow and watching you kloppity klop
3. RL idol and why?
Hrm I don’t have one particular idol. Nobody is perfect. I want to be the best me. I can choose certain traits from people that I would draw inspiration from. To mention one,
For Ambition – Alexander the Great haha why not, think about conquering the world in whatever ways and just go do it lol.
But you should also be original and not a cheap version of somebody else. I don’t like the whole “Fake it till you make it” attitude. Be yourself.
4. Best RL adventure you've been on?
Was on vacay, swam in a river alone, got lost on my way back (long story) and some local guy later said the river had alligators which I think was not true because I can’t think of a reason why all ligators would not come and say hello to me. So rude.
I suck at directions. One of my special talents is managing to get lost even with a GPS. Somebody should just put me on a leash and take me around.
But, I know a foolproof trick! If you get lost, don’t fret, don’t stop, keep walking straight. The world is round despite what Bibley says.
5. How did you start playing eRep? What made you stay?
Bad Karma. I knew that drowning kittens in a puddle, making spoiled 5-year old brats who don’t eat broccoli work in a coal mine and pushing grannies into traffic would have its consequences. Even so, I don’t deserve this. World unfair!
6. Favorite module? How can it be improved?
Buying gold. Spend a few crumbs of euros here and there, and pretend to be rich. People will even kiss ur a55 for it. It is every wannabe and parvenu’s dream to play rich in a game. Gives people that sense of accomplishment they sorely lack in RL.
Love it, love it! It can be improved by using multi monies and pretending that it was bought with real money.
7. Accomplishment you're most proud of here?
Rage quitting many times and forgetting to train. Makes me feel that ok there is some small hope left for me and I still haven’t gone fully retarded.
8. You're a celebrity here in eRep, why is that so?
Hey I have no idea where that is coming from. Is it a new dig or what? I supposedly even make people sick with my “international celebrity status”. Who started that rumor? Let me fetch my sword.
Maybe because there is a lot of drama around when I am playing. I am usually all about some mischief and fun. Soulless, corrupt people who restrict other people’s freedom become insecure and go fully retarded.
I sometimes pretend that I give a sh1t and be like “What yewz talking abawt?” when in my head my schizo pardner is going “Don’t like it? Get a life and go fvck yourself whilst you are at it” hehe mu-fu-k-in-ha-ha
😛
9. Tell us more about the SUFFER movement!
It is a support group for people traumatized by the game. People with e-suicidal tendencies. We are bunch of no-lifers who make crude, crass, unfunny jokes and host awesome contests. We hate stuck up people. If we weren’t inept and lazy, we would be planning a genocide on them.
10. Finway or Finway?
Neither huehuehue. Aww I’m only kidding, come here my sweet pathetic gay cross ant, mon choupinet. I adore fingay. He is very light hearted, fun and everything that comes out of his mouth is completely inappropriate including his dad’s 5perm.
11. Recommend some music to the readers ~_^
You have readers? I don’t think even I am going to read this cr@p
😃
Some All-time Mew-sick to listen to whilst plotting on erep:
Marylin Manson – Minute of Decay
The Prodigy – Firestarter
Burning Inside- Ministry
Thrill Kill Kult – After the Flesh
Korn - Twist
Franz Ferdinand - Fallen
Iron Maiden – The Trooper
Strokes - out of blue
Talking Heads – Psycho Killer
12. Greatest player you've met here thus far?
Eric my RL friend, I asked him to join this game and he saw that he had to “work” every day and said, “who is going to play this sh1t, I am not going to be anyone’s employee even in RL and left after 5 seconds of registering.
But in the game, I would have to say Atracurium. So polite, humble, civilized. Fair, calm and plays it like a boss. Leader of a country that has already won the game. 10/10 bonus for years, FA top notch. Doesn’t even need to play the game to win it. That is worthy of real credit. I have no problem in respecting that oo7
Note to Candyayians
Hey I was thinking of changing my CS after losing the great elections of Ireland. I need a place where I can hide my face and cry after failing to prove myself to the internet dignitaries :’(
*cue music – Psycho Killer* Qu’est-ce que c’est? FA FA FA FA FA FAR BETTER RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN AWAYYYY OH OH OH OOOOH AY AY AY AYAYYY
Je me lance vers la gloire… OK
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After reading all the above nonsense, Canada are you willing to adopt me? –bats eyelids, puts my scrummy lil paws together and makes puppy eyes-
I also have friends in Canada. Walter Bishop is my bestie, he will vouch for me ahaha.
Thank you Nyx for the most excellent interview!
Readers: If there is someone you want to see interviewed or questions you'd like to be asked please let me know in the comments. Next interview is 2487!
Comments
pirinç zaaa
Muhaha
How to ask a CS in an ITW... so cheap : 3
haha jealous frenchie is jealous!
Nice music taste 🙂 voted!
hola Nyx 😘***
holaaa! 😘 🙂
Finway is Miiiiiiiineeeeeeeeeeee
he is cheating on u with my dog -shh dont tell him i told u that, ok?-
blowjob is not cheating!
Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator. He walked away with a new set of luggage
Who is Nyx Lynx?
you have to write an article in Cyprus to introduce yourself (in pipo : p)
Done
Poutine !!!! Mon plat préféré tabarnak !
Music, schmusic kloppleganger - I don't understand a person at all until I know what books they read.
I can't read
Or spell. Every profanity was almost illegible.
hey I can speel!
Hai Nyx.
BAM! Moffafucka
Huzzah o7
Good thoughts, nice article. Votado
I knew I knew you from somewhere! Can I get your autograph?
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Need moar DMV!
Voted
Who are you?
I come after tea and before we double you
I am humbled.
Hilarious xDDD
voteddddd o/
"I also have friends in Canada. Walter Bishop is my bestie, he will vouch for me ahaha."
You probably would've gotten in with the first bit, from what I can tell the bestie comment only lowers your chances ;P
p.s. Nyx Lynx is trying to get into eCanada? As Chairman of the Immigration Council I am declaring an Immigration Crisis and closing down the border.
Serving eCanada, one Crisis at a time.
that was sarcasm. Walter HATES me lol. He called me Fascist Despotic Dictator haha
p.s. If I want to get into eCanada, even you can't stop me 😃
that was sarcasm.
p.s. You would certainly get in, but it would cost the one who let you in without approval greatly 😛
you are going to let me in. I excel in the occult arts of voodoo and hhdjhwjwhjh (I bet u hadn't even heard of that one newb hah)
You can't stop me even if u wanted to! Lemme in lemme in -sprinkles lemonade on you-
p.s. Save a stray puppy, it needs a home :'(
We'll see 😛
You may have to wait regardless as certain circumstances are arising 😛
Puppy killer! So Heartless :'(
But yeah I haven't applied yet, I am still trying to make my mind up on where to move.
"me Fascist Despotic Dictator"?
Shit Nyx, if you'da said that in the election you'da prolly won!
MY ASSISTANT
DER
GUD?
wut?
bestie cough cough
Two of my favourite ppl in tis game in one place \o/ (I am referring to the comments and myself and Shoi12 i mean)
AVIT KLOP AND NYX!
I can understand Nyx being your fav but Klop? Really? Klop? 😒
I BLAME HUGH!
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