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Padre, Serbian Lion!

Day 3,296, 10:09 • Published in Czech Republic

• by El Fap Padre

Bulgarians always strike twice,
Our ancestors taught us wise.
Never trust them cause wicked they are,
They will try to steal pupil from your eye.

At the end of the battle,
Where enemies corpses are lying down ,
Miminka tried to steal glory
From El Fat Padre, God's best pal!

While Padre drinks red red vine,
And watches Sun in the sky,
Cowardly beings, that bulgars are.
Hitted our brave hero right from behind.

But Padre like gray bird of pray
In blink of the eye blocked her áim.
"Are you mad, stupid cow?
I must kill you now!"

Miminka feared started to cry,
Begged for mercy, screaming out loud!
Padre wasn't strong, her face was pretty
So he spared her life, in exchange for naked titty!

When Padre turns his back again,
Miminka blood boiled in her veins
Another chance she won't miss now!
She will kill Padre somehow!

He didn't have any another way.
He draw mighty sabre in right hand,
Fire in his eyes sealed her faith!
And spilled the blood from her veins!

He took her head from the ground,
On a pale he arise it high
So everyone can see, so everyone can known
That Padre isn't a noobish clown!

Also i'v becomed Dicktator Tranny and Good Of War. If anyone need tanks, beep me in comment how awesome I am!

Comments

El Fap Padre Day 3,296, 10:11

Ко то каже, ко то лаже Чешка да је мала?
Није мала, није мала Падре у њој обитава!

VIBRATORURIKVERC Day 3,296, 10:19

ko reče tenkovi ?
jel to na ovem salteru

El Fap Padre Day 3,296, 10:24

FALI VAM PAPIR T90!

VIBRATORURIKVERC Day 3,296, 10:29

The T-90 is a third-generation Russian battle tank that entered service in 1993. The tank is a modern variation of the T-72B and incorporates many features found on the T-80U. Originally called the T-72BU, but later renamed to T-90, it is an advanced tank in service with Russian Ground Forces and the Naval Infantry. The T-90 uses a 125 mm 2A46 smoothbore main gun, the 1A45T fire-control system, an uprated engine, and thermal sights. Standard protective measures include a blend of steel, composite armour, smoke dischargers, Kontakt-5 explosive-reactive armour, laser warning receivers, Nakidka camouflage and the Shtora infrared ATGM jamming system. It was designed and built by Uralvagonzavod, in Nizhny Tagil, Russia. Since 2011, the Russian armed forces have ceased any further orders for the T-90, and are instead anticipating the development of the T-14 Armata that is expected to enter service in 2016