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You are reading an article written by a citizen of eRepublik, an immersive multiplayer strategy game based on real life countries. Create your own character and help your country achieve its glory while establishing yourself as a war hero, renowned publisher or finance guru.

My First Article

Day 997, 18:11 • Published in Ireland USA

• by Commius

Dear Ireland, this my top 5 list of reasons to vote and subscribe to my articles present and future:

1. Three words: Condom give away.

2. Hello Kitty stickers. You know you love them.

3. A picture of Bristel Akina in a thong will be given to the 100th subscriber.

4. A pin that says "I survived the British Invasion 2010" will be given out randomly.

5. I know where the Leprechauns hide their gold and I will only distribute this classified information to selected subscribers. *cough* Inside Bristel Akina's thong *cough*

Some of you might be saying, "that's gay." And you are right. Good day lads and look out for future articles.

Comments

OptimaX Day 997, 18:15

no comment!!

/me hail me
Signed by:
OptimaX PertamaX

Dylanb9216 Day 997, 18:23

I'll sub now to save myself the trauma of being the 100th subscriber..

Solaris Templar Day 997, 18:39

Same...

Eire Aontaithe Day 997, 19:14

Hiho

About time you got your paper together *smileyface

John Gormley Day 998, 06:31

Well, how could I possibly not subscribe after that...?

Bristel Akina Day 998, 07:59

Subsciber 6 🙂

My thong picture was taken in Bora Bora.

rivere123 Day 998, 08:58

"3. A picture of Bristel Akina in a thong will be given to the 100th subscriber."
I would've subbed but not enough skin for my liking. Will he have a bra on?

Octavius Dryst Day 998, 10:18

sub number 9!

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