My complaint about Mr. Bristel Q Akina, Esq.

Day 1,873, 00:41 Published in Ireland Ireland by Bristel Akina

My complaint about Mr. Bristel Q Akina, Esq.

I have facts for those who think and arguments for those who reason. The key point of the following exposition is that if everyone does his own, small part, together we can make efforts directed towards broad, long-term social change. I accept the call to operate on today's real—not tomorrow's ideal—political terrain. I, not being one of the many tactless polluters of this world, challenge Mr. Bristel Q Akina, Esq. to move from his broad derogatory generalizations to specific instances to prove otherwise. Since he claims to know more than the rest of us, I'm sure he's aware that he somehow forgot to tell his encomiasts that the lockstep ideological conformity of his advocates and their mindless parroting of his muzzy-headed cliches about despotism have reached a level of absurdity hardly matched by any historical example that comes to mind. Still, this is all light opera amid the shrill insanity of Mr. Akina's unscrupulous notions. Mr. Akina takes a perverse pleasure in watching people scurry about like rats in a maze, never quite managing to win the culture war and save this country. I mean, think about it.

Mr. Akina's goal is to encourage individuals to disregard other people, to become fully self-absorbed. How wretched is that? How materialistic? How directionless?

We must coolly and objectively adopt the standpoint that I am sure that you, poor harried reader, have suffered from Mr. Akina's illogical conceits and rightly concluded that his allegations, like opium, hashish, or alcohol, keep the canaille in a trance and oblivious of reality. Now I could go off on that point alone, but he is famous—infamous, really—for cultivating an unhealthy sense of victimhood. That may sound unbelievable, but it's the truth. Another unbelievable but true statement is that we should agree on definitions before saying anything further about Mr. Akina's insufferable memoirs. For starters, let's say that "ultraism" is "that which makes Mr. Akina yearn to perpetrate acts of the most incorrigible character." I have one final message for you before ending this letter: It is legitimate to have misgivings about cheeky, uncompromising tricksters who shove us towards an absolute state of vassalage.

Good day,

Bristel Q. Akina, Esq.

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