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Potpourri

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"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese."

-- Luis Bunuel



Jokes

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Passenger in 1st Class, to a Sexy Gorgeous Air Hostess: What is your name?

Hostess: Angela Benz, Sir!

Passenger: Lovely name, any relation with Mercedes Benz?

Hostess: "Yes Sir, same price.

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A prominent young attorney is on his way to court when he gets hit by a bus.

Suddenly he's at the Pearly Gates facing St. Peter. He protests.

" This is a mistake! I'm much too young to die! I'm only 35!"

St. Peter replies, "Gee, that's funny. Based on the number of hours you've billed to clients we thought you had to be at least 107!"

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Winters are fierce in Northern Scotland, so the owner of the estate felt he was doing a good deed when he bought a pair of earmuffs for his foreman.

One cold, blustery day, he noticed that the foreman wasn't wearing them.
In fact, he couldn't recall a time he'd ever seen the man wear the earmuffs. Walking up to his foreman, he asked, "Didn't you like the earmuffs I gave you?"

"Oh, they were a thing of beauty and kept my ears nice and toasty warm!"

"Then why aren't you wearing them?"

"Well, I did wear them that first cold day, but then, someone offered me a drink and I didn't hear him!"

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Ladies! Don't let a man go alone to pick out an engagement ring; He'll do something stupid, like pick one he can afford.