Ministry of Internal - Statement to our community

Day 4,041, 13:44 • Published in Cyprus Montenegro • by Mst Splinter

Salutations from the small goatland in the Mediterannean sea.

Regarding the last internal issues our small community faced due to lack of real wars... (following photo)



I must infrom every concerned enemy of our small and proud island that everything is in order now.



Our Panoramix has prepared the magic potion and we are ready as always



Please be prepared



By order of the fookin FEW, PROUD, eCypriots

Yours,

TsoglaN