Jerseygirl Wants to Serve You Once More, eUS
jerseygirldani
Hello, my lovelies!!! ♥
So last month I took a break from Congress and spent the month playing around as your Secretary of the Interior. I fed lots of newbs through Meals on Wheels and Bewbs 4 Newbs, evacuated a ton of citizens from occupied states, and relaxed wiith my puppy and husband on our Nebraska farm on the weekends.
I also wept as New Jersey continued to be occupied by our northern neighbors. But alas, just in time for the summer.... New Jersey has been liberated! And what better way to celebrate with a beach party down on the Jersey shore??
Yes, if you re-elect me as your NJ Congresswoman next Wednesday, we’ll spend the next month partying hard at the shore 😃
Lots of food, drinks, dancing, sexy women and men, swimming, and sunning!
Sooo... make sure you remember to vote Jerz in Jerz on Wednesday! Need food or tickets? Let me know! I want to make sure everyone (except those a*%#$*!s from MTV) can get to the Jersey shore for this party!
Hope to see you there!
love and kisses,
jerseygirl ♥
Comments
You've always got my vote, Dani!
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get at me bitches i'm voting for joisey goil
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HAIL SEASIDE HEIGHTS!
HAIL OCEAN CITY!
HAIL AC!
: )
Voted. How on earth do you have so few subs? Shouted for good measure : )
/me searches for his flippy-floppy's
Voted, GL jerz
Voted, good luck!
Before I endorse this, as a RL New Jersian, I have to ask....
North or South?
Uh-oh.... north.
We have just become mortal enemies.
I'm from New Brunswick. Rutgers, class of 2000. Go Scarlet Knights!
I still ♥ you Civil Anarchy.
Gl jerseygirl
hehe im from north too
Ok, how do I do this? 🙂
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