It's a Trap!

Day 2,228, 00:06 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by The Equalist


As you may have heard, the person elected as our Country President turns out to be a traitor and an enemy of the state. As such, I no longer recognize him as our leader. As a member of Congress, I will be willing and able to work to form a temporary interim government until Chewie can be impeached in a week. Until then, we as a nation face challenging times ahead.

As Congressmembers, we will be able to stop any crazy proposal that the rogue CP proposes, but much of the damage that can happen has already happened. With much of our banks and government services such as the NHS emptied of their gold and cash, it will be nearly impossible to fund services to constituents and citizens. We will await to hear from such programs as the NHS as to how future funding will be possible. In the past, I have donated my 5 gold received from winning Congress to such programs, but this time I pledge to double that.

There have been attacks on our government in the past, and we have overcome it before. But in order to do so, we must work together. We must forget about our party differences and place our nation and our citizens first. Be sure to check other media sources including official government papers for further instructions on how you can help out.

I am sorry many of you have to be awoken by this news. I think that the best way to sum up this situation is by the wise words of Admiral Ackbar...



The Equalist