If stupidity was painful, would this be decapitation?
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by Vrykolaus Drauvik
I'll be honest. At first I wasn't too sure if I would write anything about this or not. My mind over and over again, drew a blank. I will admit, for one of the first times in my life I wasn't too sure what to say or what to think.
The literary masterpiece I am speaking of is this:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/i-did-it-2087237/1/20
The reason why I am succumbing to my curiosity with this article is because I was wondering if I was the only one who thought this was one of the dumbest things anyone has ever read in their life?
The sad part about the released article above, which I may add is by an individual by the name of potato134 who apparently is the National Security Director for the eUSA is that the content is concerning a very serious matter. This would be the conversation that would begin to turn the cogs and eventually start a war between two countries that have stood beside each other through the ages.
When I read that article, I can't take a single thing serious about it though. Now, when I read this part of the conversation...
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...I pictured some kid hunched over his keyboard, sweaty brow and clammy hands like Gollum from Lord of the Rings, all excited with an odd, ominous arousal in his pants. I'm assuming potato134 was rushing Code-Y because his mother was calling him for dinner. Alas, we shall never know unless of course someone has the webcam release of the scandal. Now that would be worth 50,000 CAD wouldn't you agree?
The part I really love, is the part where potato134 explains his patriotic reasons behind his actions. I also love the part where he attempts to turn things back on Canada, bringing forth the past exploits of Rolo Tahmasee and his current involvement in Canadian Politics. For one thing, how would you know anything of Rolo's past endeavours when you would of still been in diapers? Second of all, didn't you just bribe...... I'm going to stop right there.
Canada may have some problems, that I will not deny. But look what the United States of America has to deal with. I would count our blessings.
America, President Rylde has offered peace because he truly believes that our relationship can be salvaged. This cannot be done on our side alone. Rid yourself of the cancerous Evry, his party and whatever you call that Potato134 guy.
Let us rebuild.
Do not lead us into Temptation, but into Salvation and Sovereignty. Quote by Vrykolaus Drauvik
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Downright sexy
Spoken like a true eCanadian hero and patriot
Truth be spoken as eCanada harrows the parrot. x2
I assumed all IRC convo went on like that, or am I mistaken?
That conversation posted in my ariticle I cannot confirm. There is another IRC conversation floating around that I am assuming is after the Code-Y/Potato conversation. I happened to log in halfway through that one and from the point I logged in to the end of the conversation is accurate.
lmao, this article is so awesome.
Just gonna point out that decapitation is nearly painless.
Voted and subbed.
Code-Y Day 1,707, 07:29 lmao, this article is so awesome x2
BUT not for the same reason as you code-Y
I should talk about your sideviewing scam also that you are doing on erep to the admins code-y ?
So true, vote and sub
if stupidity was painful, this might be more like a kick down under. like rahm said, decapitation is (hopefully) painless