I Told You So!
Texas_ironman93
Thank you to the current POTUS Phluffer for vindicating my previous run for CP!
In that campaign I insisted that we burn it all down, you have endeavored to enact that policy!
I can truly say that the crown has been passed, you truly are the Mad POTUS!
Now, I just want to know, which country will you be taking a leave of absence to this time? I hear Ireland is beautiful this time of year!
Love,
Tex
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Thanks Phluffy!
erepublik.com/en/article/2663321
King Woldy has always a citizenship pass to spare!
Pfeiffer playbook
1) divide us population
2) attack country in meaningless battle
3) complain that folks are too divided to win
4) flee to UK until things cool off!
Jadiv, you forgot:
0.0) Create fervor over swan song of running for ePOTUS and create sympathy for player on "way out to never run for ePOTUS again..."
0.1) Create multis and farm-bots to get supplies and get elected.
0.2) Get elected through rigged election.
0.3) Put up corpse as eVP. Create chaos.
0.4) Do nothing but cry to Play-doh about those who aren't kissing Fluffy's posterior. Create more chaos. Unfriend anybody with a differing opinion.
0.5) Propaganda and Chaos Mode: Point to "enemies" that don't agree with the "Whale Elite". Write "flame pieces" about enemies through fawning sycophants and multi's' papers. Change stance and re-brand B.S. political party and state re-running for ePOTUS, contradicting "swan song."
0.6) Disappear: Blame "work," "computer problems," and "Mommy's credit card having a limit." Sit back and enjoy chaos.
0.7) Put out propaganda saying, "big things are happening in the background."
0.😎 Royally P.O. allies and potential allies. Create Even More chaos.
0.9) Tell eUS citizens that we have prepared for big battle for years, have a treasury to deal with this, and together we are unstoppable. Make off with treasury, while pining away for "good ole' days" of eSerb occupation."
5) Cower under rock with stolen wealth, while caressing eVP's corpse... "his one true love." WATCH BIG SMEG-LOAD OF CHAOS.
6) Wait for "triumphant return" after others restablize eUS.
7) Return with revisionist history and more propaganda.
😎 Wash, rinse, repeat.
Okay, some of my numbers got changed to sunglasses. You get the idea. Actually, they kinda work with the numbering system.
Bobcat you bring me a smile on a difficult day!
Pfeiffer playbook
1) divide us population
2) attack country in meaningless battle
3) complain that folks are too divided to win
4) flee to UK until things cool off!
Something homophobic too, right? Right, Arrden?
We're going to Zihuatanejo
Oh it is max tax Andy. Showed up to raise the taxes just as there is nothing left to tax!
If you drive a car I'll tax the street, if you try to sit I'll tax your seat.......
Oh man Andy, George is my favorite too.