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Hi! It's me! Again.

Today I'm going to talk to you about how you can solve your depression and boredom with this game!

Firstly, make sure you have no real world issues that might take up any of your time, as you're going to be devoting A LOT of it to cure this problem.

Second, change your credit card plan to "no limit" or "no max". This way it can be ensured that you never have to slow down your destructive power!

Next you're going to need to buy as much gold as you possibly can, (I promise this will cure your sadness. Just ask: this guy and he'll happily inform you about how much fun he's having!).

Find a country of your choice, and then proceed to enter all of their battles and allies battles. But wait, OH NO! You're out of health! That's where all that gold comes in 😉 ! Continuously buy health packs for .5 gold. If you followed the steps, this shouldn't be any problem for you. Now just rinse/ repeat the cycle over and over and over again until the battle is done and you've dropped 1 mil of damage and taken away any chance of anyone else on your side getting a battle hero medal or letting them have ANY spotlight.

By yourself you can lead your country to military success!

WHAT!?! You're out of gold!? BUY SOME MORE! NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW! BUY MORE GOLD OR THE ALMIGHTY PLATO SHALL BAN YOU!

And if anyone ever tries to criticise you for your play style and the INCREDIBLE of money you're spending, simply just invade and wipe them and have your fellow country men troll their news papers and have them say that your country is "Teh Best" and their country "Is bad".



I hope this guide can help everyone have an all around better experience in the game!
And that concludes today's article of The Rainbowfishiologist! And remember, Plato is like the Pope, Santa, and Jeffrey Dahmer all rolled into one scary avatar!





May Rainbowfish be with you.