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HE'S ONLY GONE AND DONE IT

Day 3,567, 04:40 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Rob the Bruce

From my first PP article of the term, circa the other week:

HE'S ONLY GONE AND ACCOMPLISHED ALL THE TERM'S GOALS

#BESTPPEVER

#ROACHFORD4CP

#SAVEMEFROMTHISFRESHHELL

Forecast:

-Ron rhe Nruce

Comments

Sir Jimmy Savile Day 3,567, 05:04

I totally agree

Euea Day 3,567, 05:07

If you want to try a game: https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2649122/1/20

If this comment hurt you, tell me, and I'll delete it. Thank you!

Rob the Bruce Day 3,567, 07:05

hecc. an italian multi getting me to join a lottery

I've seen it all now bois

Euea Day 3,567, 10:29

I'm not multi but it's ok. 😛

Daddy Underpants Day 3,567, 13:54

We voted for you because we were promised shitposts and now you're saying we will not get any? Most disappointing PP ever.

Rob the Bruce Day 3,567, 14:16

That one literally starts with whooo knoooows though. You've got to read the small print

besides, this article is basically a shitpost

Daddy Underpants Day 3,567, 14:24

Yeah, but the "whooo knoooows" is in the previous sentence and does not specify anything. The second sentence says with certainty "Exciting sh*tposts await", emphasis on the "Exciting" part, unlike this article

Rob the Bruce Day 3,567, 16:15

It's not a goal if it's a prophecy.

WayneKerr Day 3,567, 18:55

Should have had 'get beaten by the best UK_P in the Mongress elections' as a goal. You passed that one with flying colours...

Rob the Bruce Day 3,568, 05:00

That would've been too easy.

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