Happy Holloween #3:

Day 2,893, 13:31 • Published in USA USA • by Jimmy Cincinnati

Issue #99



In case you missed it; here's #1 and #2.




Ghost Fu; Halloween Edition:

The first person that I called was Wooky Jack. He was away on family business, so I called Nick Bergman. He was at work, so I called Pilot Phil.

Then, I turned on the news and waited for the Bear Cavalry to arrive.



The News; already in progress.

*Richard Cranium*
The spokesperson has already denied allegations and says, "The water is safe to drink; you should have 8 glasses per day."

*Richard Cranium*
Over to you, Linda!


*Linda Vanderbooben*
Thanks Dick.

*Linda Vanderbooben*
The Bear Cavalry was mobilized, seconds ago, in an effort to combat the zombie scourge. Temporary shelters are being set up and checkpoints are being established, to control the outbreak.

*Linda Vanderbooben*
The Center for Disease Control recommends that you stay at home, this Halloween.


*Richard Cranium*
That's it for tonight folks. I'm out of here.


*Linda Vanderbooben*
We leave you with the scenes from the Zombie Cam; Brought to you by Smyth and Weston.





Deep in an underground bunker.

Phil and I had brought the zombie specimen to NOMOS Labs and searched through the arsenal. We got a 50 caliber rifle with belt fed ammo. Phil grabbed a 45, pistol and I grabbed an 8 pound hammer.
At the forge; we grabbed a truck with a cattle scoop and welded bars over the windows. We found Kevler wrist guards and gloves.
Now, we were ready to pick up the kids, from school.

To be Continued....









Take a friend of wisdom's hand.