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Gormley Learns New Language

Day 2,732, 16:24 • Published in Ireland Ireland

• by John Gormley

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Comments

moomoohead Day 2,732, 16:37

You making fun of me?

John Gormley Day 2,732, 16:41

Nope. (HINT: Pig Latin)

Releasethe Krakken Day 2,733, 01:43

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Releasethe Krakken Day 2,733, 01:46

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Releasethe Krakken Day 2,733, 01:47

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Releasethe Krakken Day 2,733, 01:48

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Releasethe Krakken Day 2,733, 01:49

john ormley sg funeral takes place wat 12 noon tomorrow win the church wof christ the king

Releasethe Krakken Day 2,733, 02:06

That is very funny I 'ope ya continue playin' 'ere as a zombie. else 'oo will be the bloomin' Joe Brahn two-foot rule. it would be difficult for anthony colby ter be Joe Brahn two-foot rule and moc . Dicky Bird!