Feb 22, 2012

Day 1,554, 23:26 Published in India India by Uv Ajed


Thought of the Day - "My advice to you is get marrie😛 if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher."
- Socrates

Earlier this week The Twaddle of Humbug ran an article that has caused some controversy. The article written by our chief editor titled "Is Federalism, the future of eIndia?" specifically targeted all the political quarters & the civil society and criticized their decision. If the sources are to be believed, this in turn led to a widespread demonstration & strike outside our office for the last 3 days by the members of all the political parties & the civil society for the criticism, due to which we haven't been able to publish any articles from 18th February to 21st February. The strike in turn resulted in loss of our infrastructure due to the vandalism caused by the hooligans who are NOT affiliated to any parties or the civil society.
Note to all political parties & civil societies: We would like to extend our unconditional apology to the political parties & the civil society for the grave mistake on our part & we promise to proofread all the articles, before they are published in future. We have also initiated action against our chief editor. We would like to assure you that mistakes like this won't be repeated in future and we would stick to our promise just like you. After all the management runs this media house with your divine blessings & money, it would be blasphemy on our part to publish anything that degrades you.
Note to all our readers not affiliated to any political parties or organisations: We would also like to apologize to our readers for the inconvenience caused on our part and we regret to inform that issues like this might sprout in future as well, since our chief editor has blatantly refused to step down on being asked to do so by the management and has threatened to expose the management's tax evasions, illegal activities, etc. to the whole world, deliberately preventing us from taking any action or proceedings against him, further leaving us powerless.
- Management of "The Twaddle of Humbug"