EXCLUSIVE - Ranger Bob has met his match
Day 1,387, 05:28
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Published in Australia 
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by Mr Crumpets
Ladies and Gentlemen of eAustralia,
For too long the so-called 'Dear Father' has had he's way.
Constantly threatening the citizens of eAustralia and siding with those evil cows from eIndonesia.
He's Dart-Star (Planet Urinal Cake) has been hovering in our orbit for far too long.
Worse, he has a formerly well respected eAustralian Ranger Bob under his spell as his own personal killing machine (as shown here)
Dartreal must be stopped.
Some one must save us from that killing machine Ranger Bob.
... and I, Mr Crumpets have the solution.
I have personally hired a killing machine that will stop at nothing, even members of his own party.
His body count is impressive and he is feared the world over.
I present....
Check out the man's handy work here...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHS0Jt8JrsI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_-qo6CxRrg
DARTREAL, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
For too long the so-called 'Dear Father' has had he's way.
Constantly threatening the citizens of eAustralia and siding with those evil cows from eIndonesia.
He's Dart-Star (Planet Urinal Cake) has been hovering in our orbit for far too long.
Worse, he has a formerly well respected eAustralian Ranger Bob under his spell as his own personal killing machine (as shown here)
Dartreal must be stopped.
Some one must save us from that killing machine Ranger Bob.
... and I, Mr Crumpets have the solution.
I have personally hired a killing machine that will stop at nothing, even members of his own party.
His body count is impressive and he is feared the world over.
I present....
Check out the man's handy work here...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHS0Jt8JrsI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_-qo6CxRrg
DARTREAL, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
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BEWARE Paul Keating!
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I dunno what this article is about, my question to the good people of eAUS
heavily buttered crumpets just out of the toaster, topped with generous helpings of acacia & gum tree honey... mmmmm
is there a better breakfast in the UNIVERSE???
(v+s)
buttered crumpets will lead to hardening of the arteries.
Who is Paul Keating?
former PM, and the most hated (lowest opinion poll numbers) in history.... until Gillard.
PJK will save the day .. yeah right LOL!
I haven't seen eAUS for quite a while.
I have 2 questions:
One) How exactly did Indonesia blow us half to hell?
Two) Why is eRepublik site itself currently in disrepair?