Epic Rap Battles of History: Arundel vs Largo
Jon Malcom
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY PRESENTS:
Henry Arundel VS John Largo
Largo:
Pathetic mortal I am JOHN LARGO
My eyes are like fire- my heart is colder than Fargo
You talk about the Marines that are ultra! I invented war!
Now bow down before me like a twofaced whor*
Wipe those tears from your eyes and go to the buffet
Remember though erepublik isn't Burger King you can't have it your way!!
Arundel:
Why did you show up? To concede to me?
I'm like Cheers cause everyone knows my name
And that I'm basically the most badass person in this entire game?
Seriously though why are you trying?
When you see the votes I get it's you who will be crying!
My name is royalty and my avatar has tit*
If you knew all I knew you'd start to shi* bricks!
Largo:
Have you lost your virginity or are you still pasty white?
Girls aren't interested in all your WoW fights
People don't trust you neither do they like you
Your VP gives blowjobs and I heard she bites too
If we elect you nothing will ever change
Your just Ajay Bruno under a different name!
Arundel:
What the fuc*? Did you just compare me to Ajay?
Also my VP has a diamond crusted Vajajay!
I've done more than you could ever hope to dream
You're a great player but I put together the team
Get some class and come back in the morning
I'm about to kick some as* and that's your last warning!
Who won?
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!
(Car pulls up to dark building)
Hannibal LA:
Hey...you guys still playing? (knocks) Hello? Anyone here?
Why do I never get invited?
Comments
Who won? Who's next?
that was a horrible rap
I shit much hotter fire
LMAO!!!!
Henry wins the rap but the election is still questionable.
Nice work Jon!
That was excellent.
What did I ever do to you?
Largo is Legit!
awesome lol
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I is unimpressed.
Not a huge rap music fan but I do know something of it. You failed to include several catch phrases that are key:
> Must say BEATCH at least a dozen times.
> Failed to BUST-A-MOVE.
> No one POPPED A CAP.
> No one SLAPPED A BEATCH.
> No mention of YO MAMA.
> No one was UP INNA MI FACE.
> There are no HOEs mentioned.
I'm sure there are more, those were just the ones I noticed.
Other than that pretty damned funny. 😃😃
this was....bodacious.
LOL, clever.
Thedillpickl: Look up "Epic Rap Battles of History" on Youtube
a bit short
I will look tonight. Just saying that the typical lyrics of rap were not used 😛😛
Rhymes were pretty good,
not sure what was with all the fg shit though
Voted for best eRepublik article I've read in the 6 months I've been here.
Nobody offered to sell me heroin in the Behind the Scenes. This is disappoint.
Not bad but needs a beat? One of these would do fine....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SO3JDtJyz0&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7ALj0ZnteE&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILULSuaKP7I&feature=related
Oh and Pfeiffer won.
Big truths are spoken here...
Voted!
cool
In other news, no one has seen You're in several days. Investigators suspect that his jealous cousin, Your, fueled by hatred born of generations of epic Grammar Battle clashes with You're, finally snapped and popped a cap in dat ass.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpJLrusQbos
HA HA HA! Awesome! Thanks for writing this!
funny but I don't care about a rap off or whatever it is called. John Largo gets my vote as president
Largo won.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/arundel-cabinet-a-lesson-in-carpentry-2131949/1/20
super hot fire wins.
Nice
o7
v666
... wtf
super hot's raps are the best.
Largo by far
mamamımımımamıamımı mamımıamıa mıa maykrofon şov
işte ceza geldi yo rap para getirir mi bize de kalbim reosta
bak bana usta işçisin sen işçi kal siktirme belanı
bela yalnızca bir semt adı istanbulda yok rep yo çek it aut mayk çek 1 2 deneme 3
dagılın şimdi
"And that I'm basically the most badass person in this entire game?"
I stopped reading after this as I got seriously sick to my stomach.
Seems legit except Hanibal wouldn't be speaking English.
lol
Lol that was truly awesome. Henry won though
well done
Elections are joke without me....
You spend a LOT of $ on garbage... basically you are spending like RL $10 per article.
hahaha good one!
diamond crusted vajayjay's for the win.
LOL
😏
been a bad day. since he is now president, I vote for HA.
:kiss a$$ mode off: