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Day 3,301, 16:03 • Published in Cyprus Cyprus • by JamArber


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Politic
Last moth Cyprus chose its fate by its own had by electing the most controversial president Georgelakeland. George was the most loved person among Cypriots. He was a very respected figure and his opinions were allays important . But after electing him as Country President looks like something has changed. After his conflicts with some elite politicians from UCP like KypriosEL (about management of ORG ) RE-M-PELLOS and sometimes he had some debates with even Mich3lAngel0 etc shaken his popularity . Anyway it seems that everything has gone and George itself called this month a success by saying this phrase in his newspaper : "THERE MIGHT BE A POSSIBILITY THAT I WILL BE CANDIDATE FOR A 2ND TIME AS PRESIDENT SINCE I SEE THAT ALL OF YOU ARE HAVING SO MUCH FUN IN HERE NOW WITH ME THE PRESIDENT."
By this phrase he means : he is officially running for Country president of Cyprus . But after his first long term as president his popularity is believed to be too damn low . Source(Unofficial polls ).
A surprise announcement was made from Sergeant Spring. He announced his candidacy for president of Cyprus. You can find his article here . He is a very experienced person. Very friendly, very open minded and with him fun is guaranteed. For more Anan itself has chosen him as future president. He got the support of United Cyprus Party , Nicosia Ulku Ocaklari and Progressive Baklava Party. TBH he got a very good support.
The 3rd official candidate to be future Country President of Cyprus is depici. Please be serious guys. I said nothing to lough. He got a really good support and his wining wouldn't be a big surprise. He announced his candidacy here . He was elected from : Green Party of Cyprus and was supported from : Militan Guerilla Party (No body asked other members of party but whatever ). Also depici still haven't add me as friend , Still no candidates for ministries etc but whatever, Cyprus is troll land so everything can happen .
This time my newspaper was totally focused on politics and as you know where things are serious there are no Boobs no Caps.
There is nothing left to say. I end this article with the same words as N.oName A.M.K. would say :
Bonne Chance to candidates !!!
Vive la republique !!!
Vive la Chypre !!!



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