Edition 02: Day 1,303 - The Government did what?
Day 1,303, 04:41
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Published in Australia 
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by Mr Crumpets
Australian Government goes retarded
In a shock announcement by the Australian Government, citizens have been ordered NOT to fight in the Northern Territory RW http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-mofa-don-t-fight-in-northern-territory-resistance-war--1799196/1/20
A Government announcement has been explaining a "deal" made between the Australian and Indonesian Governments http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-mofa-regarding-recent-events-1799239/1/20
Dartreal Strikes Again
Just in case Australian Citizens didn't realise their Government had done something really retarded, comic creator Dartreal trolled them with the following http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/yay-freedom--1799299/1/20
Rebellion is on the cards
It's no shock that this behind closed doors deal by the Australian Government has confused and seriously pissed off many former and current Australian Citizens.
Larni Kaddlestorm has been quoted as saying Just wait guys and stock up. We need a figurehead and I'm putting Miss Wolf's name forward as the resistance leader!
The nation waits to see if the former president of the More Beer Party steps up to the plate to lead a series of RWs and give the current government the bird.
Noob Education Time
The short of it is, Indonesia hates us and we hate them.
There's been multiple invasions by them, broken deals, Political Take Overs (down by COWS - ask a friend what that is) and so much more.
Australia generally ends up on the wrong side of it all, and most players who have been around for a long time hate any idea of Indonesia having us by the balls in any so-called deals.
To shoot or not to shoot
Current orders by the retarded Australian Government is not to participate in the Northern Territory RW.
The Crimson Devils have been ordered to hold fire.
This newspaper suggest you follow these instructions http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/northern-terriorty-rebellion-1799140/1/20
In other words, move to Indonesian held Northern Territory and FIGHT LIKE HELL FOR THE RESISTANCE
Joke of the Day
Australian MoFA Scotty
The Crumpet Comic
Closing Credits Kitty
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Voted for the kitty pic.
Can we line some govt people up against walls & shoot them?
Its not the eAus way - but I suspect its the eindo way, so they would accept that
I'm eFamous, oh yeah! \o/
ROFL
One of your best works, CH! : D
If this deal gets broken for any lame excuse, buckle up! ; D
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lol
I'm split between my dislike of CH and my like of freeing NT as to whether to vote this article.
yeah, go for it Miss Wolf
just saying but will we be surprised if the eindos attack us anyway then we give a mighty bird to the cp and make him leave australia for treason
best joke of the day EVAR!!!!!! Funny cause its true...
What CP int he past 12 months has had good communication? There has been 100's of deals floating around since then and not one public out cry. What makes this any different? I'm not saying the wrong methods where used by Scotty. But jeez if this was the backlash to this i have no idea how SC survived.
by shutting his mouth and not saying anything.
CH i respect you but encouraging people to go against their oficial orders when you are not in a position to do so is not a good look. If your going to represent TCO try to at least act like you care enough to do what they tell you to do.
Or maybe not shutting his mouth & telling us what he was going to do - before he did it.
Shadow, it is a very good look
You gotta fight, for your right, to party.
Nice to see I got a mention lol. Vote for me in the next congressional elections!!
And so the hamsters keep running on their wheel, content in knowing that they are bound to reach the end sooner or later.