DSW and the Battle of Southern Bohemia

Day 1,740, 05:58 • Published in Poland Slovakia • by KacmiDO

Once upon a time there was a peasant who decided to become a king. So he gathered a bunch of follower PTOers and tried it with the Czech CS. The only reward he gained was the Scumbag Prick Award. So he decided to realize a massive PTO with other Czech branch of the DSW PTOers in the Czech territories on congress election day 1740. But the honest Czech officials asked Slovakia for help to occupy the critical regions. Leder of Scorpions went into rage and swore Slovakia a bitter defeat. What happened next?











Meanwhile in the DSW headquarters:


Convinced by Leader of Scorpions the DSW players stormed in masses the Slovak ranks, hitting tons of influ, spending rockets, EBs, gold, underwear, bra´s... They came, came and came until the battlefield became white and greasy.


With Leader of the Scorpions at the top...


...hitting over 17 mio damage! 😮


However in the Slovak trenches, the Slovak HQ compared the DSW effort to a suicide attack:



And so happened the expecte😛


DSW lost the campaign.




And after the DSW bosses realized what Leader of Scorpions brought upon them, they prepared him a celebration party:


So, cheaters and PTOers: