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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1916)

Day 1,916, 17:18 • Published in Ireland Ireland

• by John Gormley

I was late coming into work again and the boss was furious.

She called me into the office and said, "What's your excuse this time?"

"Slept in," I shrugged.

"For fuck's sake, at least tell me something I haven't heard before!"

I replied, "You're looking lovely today."