Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1899)
John Gormley
A wincing man walked into my shop and asked,"Have you anything for heavy breathers?"
I handed him a Darth Vader costume.
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John Gormley
A wincing man walked into my shop and asked,"Have you anything for heavy breathers?"
I handed him a Darth Vader costume.
Comments
Behold The Victor! First!
I was first, but I decided Kurgan hadn't been first for a while, so I gave it up to him. I'm so kind
Mann551...you promised you will not tell that to anyone so i can finally brag around for being first.
I even bribed you with Ivann's naked pictures.
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well, sometimes, you get stabbed in the back, sometimes not, but sometimes you do.
"Sense: this picture makes none"
wrong
It's a guy headed home from a sci-fi convention with friends. En route they wanted to refill their water bottle, but there was no rest stops nearby. However, they were driving by a lake, and he has a brita pitcher. So with his Darth Vader costume still adorned, he stepped out of the minivan, and waded into the shallows of the lake. Using the brita pitcher to refill the water bottle, he refilled the water bottle, so the group of friends can have fresh water to drink on the rest of their journey home.
This picture makes perfect sense.
Bhane speaks from experience....i bet Bhane is Dr. Who fan.....
Mann551......wisdom of your answer confuses me...i must take a beer and contemplate over it....
And Bhane i belive they are going to sci-fi convention, not from it.
When i was going to convention in germany with a bunch of friends masked as klingons i noticed most people arrived fully masked but when leaving many would took of some if not all of their masks.
And i would like to thank police at the borders being very friendly when cheking our passeports.
Our klingon faces didnt look quite as faces on passeports....
Why was he wincing? The text makes no sense 😛
.....And....I'm here!!!