Candor for President of The United States.

Day 1,855, 22:53 • Published in USA USA • by Candor

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

I like long walks on the beach, good books on a rainy day, and donuts. I like puppies and Teacup pigs.



I like clicking buttons and killing bad guys.



I'd like to be the next President of The United States.

Vote for me if you'd like. I'd like that. Then I'll go off to The White House and forget about you for awhile. Mostly do things behind closed doors. Screw up some more international friendships. All the normal POTUS stuff. But wait there's more!

For the first ten voters on election day, I will throw in not one but TWO forget-about-yous! That's two private elite Cabinets ignoring you almost entirely for the price of one vote!



Nah. Just kidding. In fact, anyone in my Cabinet, myself included, will be required to write at least one article per week sharing what they and their department are up to. If they can't spare the time to do this simple task, they will be replaced. Fired. Kaput and other German words meaning go away.

There will be little that isn't brought to the nation (you) for discussion, and the White House will allow guest visitors, a few at a time, to sit in and listen to our Round Table talks. Even offer feedback.

There will be monumental changes to the way things have been done in Administrations of the past. Expect it, demand it. Know that with me, it will happen.



If you'd like an extra special job in my Cabinet full of special people, please read Team of Rivals and then PM your interest. However, my cabinet won't suffer attitudes. Team Players need only apply.

This will be a coalition government. All T5's will be represented in the Cabinet (that is not a typo, all T5's), as well as a representatives from every significant 6th party in a Round Table environment (13-18 Reps). All participants will be expected to show courtesy, and contribute positively to the group, or they will be replaced. No party will dominate the RT, each party will have just one Rep.

The Round Table will set the nations policy, the Executive will implement it. Where time allows, decisions will be by consensus. But in any case, the RT will have PDB (Read) access so that they may be continually up to date with regards to the nations challenges and choices.

DHS will become a Congressional concern if they want it. IES has always been a Congressional concern. Party politics may return to the parties, but they sure as heck are out of The White House.

The Executive will return to core functions: The economy, military strategy, and international relationships.

Additionally, this President will be emphasizing national citizenship recruitment, retention, and education. This President will be a President of all of the people of this nation.

Fingerguns and John Jay are also running for President. Both of them would make fine Presidents and I wish them well.


Have fun storming the Castle kids!

Dutifully Submitted,