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Breaking NEWS:Wittyprakash says NO to attack on brothels

Day 3,381, 04:58 • Published in Ireland Ireland

• by Releasethe Krakken

yes citizens after merely asking for a TW wittyprakash lost his marbles and threathened Ireland if we attack his brothels

After we slowly backed out of the room we assured him we would not attack his brothels.

We also found some disturbing photos of Chance HAIRY Son and his whateva enjoying some sophisticated activity:

Uhmm Tickling

and some baby pic of Chance Hairy Son

Wikileaks has leaked this photo of Sweet Drinker working on the econoMIX

Must make plenty money for master they say. Master wants to go to love island in Croatia . Must goldfish each day master says. Could be heard muttered in swahili the official language of eIRELAND .

Comments

Releasethe Krakken Day 3,381, 05:05

claim pole if ya want to

Fernando de la Cromid Day 3,381, 05:20

pole

Vexing Chaos Day 3,381, 05:38

Neither one of those even remotely look like me. That crush is still strong I see... It's cute your play on words. There is nothing "hairy" about Harrison. Of course an idiot like you would move letters around, remove letters and add letters that don't even exist in the name and find it funny somehow.

Releasethe Krakken Day 3,381, 07:44

so your feminine in appearance did harley step from the greens onto your bald patches. no wonder she appreciate the attention of a real man,

Vexing Chaos Day 3,381, 09:11

Reading comprehension is really hard for you I see.

HarliQuinn Day 3,381, 10:02

Everything about this makes me laugh.

Alvareto the Husky Day 3,381, 07:20

Told you we should just hit the button 😛

Releasethe Krakken Day 3,381, 07:42

guess so 😃

Old 7 Day 3,382, 02:17

no balls 😃

Alvareto the Husky Day 3,382, 07:35

Seems like it :/

HarliQuinn Day 3,381, 10:16

I am not comprehending the need to throw an insult towards Chance in every article you write. He is correct, it does make you look like you have a man crush on him. And to clarify, I am not his "whatever" I am his girlfriend.

Releasethe Krakken Day 3,381, 13:49

do you struggle with logic or are you one of these new tender ones. saying he has lots of hair? mmm insult not really. calling you his whateva comes from the both of you. lets just say you may consider yourself boyfriend and girlfriend but society wont necessarily. furthermore making a joke about tickling is not really that insulting either. cHance cannot communicate normally even when one are polite to him there is profanities and his stupid insults.

Releasethe Krakken Day 3,381, 13:56

you should question why others do not insult him in every article. your young still this probably impresses you now. when your ld i can guaranttee you will hate his guts from the second he wakes up till the second he goes to sleep. this is the relationship where most woman in their latetr years wonder why they chose this person and not some person that is pleasant to be around with.

HarliQuinn Day 3,381, 15:20

Which zoo did you escape from? Pretty sure they miss their gorilla.

Releasethe Krakken Day 3,382, 05:42

they woo?