Beutiful Disaster:
Jimmy Cincinnati
Issue #96
Well, we peed in the taskmaster's Fruit-Loops and when they complained about the taste; we told them that it was negative-calorie, milk.
Then, we got a Voodoo Priestess to give them all Erectile Dysfunction.(Wanda; please, give me a call. I'd love to see you, again.)
The world keeps spinning and we try our best to keep pace, but despite our best efforts; we keep ending up in the same spot. The overlords keep throwing the hurdles and the taskmasters are whipping, harder. Some congress members are selling their souls; just to make ends meet.
The election at the SFP was a real clencher. We had a clear winner, at the start. Halfway through the day; it became apparent that the race was going to be close. It stayed that way for the next 6 hours.
Here are the election results of the top 10 parties:
Federalists
Orikfricai wins with 58.33% of the vote.
Carlos Jomar Santiago had 13.54%
Elena Claudia had 10.42 %
United States Worker's Party
Dinnyin wins with 80.25% of the vote.
SteffanoS had 7.41% of the vote.
Alexander_Auctoritas had 7.41% of the vote.
Socialist Freedom Party
Jaden A. wins with 49.45% of the vote.
Kevin Sheridan had 47.25% of the vote.
zvoc had 2.20% of the vote.
We the People
Oblige wins with 30.91% of the vote.
MazzyCat had 29.09% of the vote.
Cubby had 25.45% of the vote.
Black Sheep
Arrden wins with 58.11% of the vote.
Captain Black Sheep had 32.43%
Dominar Rygel XVI had 9.46% of the vote.
American Military Party
greeling wins with 59.26% of the vote.
Evry had 24.07% of the vote.
Warrior 22 had 5.56%
Social Imperialist Party
Dr_Devil wins with 55.56% of the vote.
Senryaku had 44.44% of the vote.
sony toprano had O.00%
EZC's Apolitical Fun Party
WhydoIbother wins with 28.57% of the vote.
stvarca had 19.05% of the vote.
Slybabymichele had 19.05%
Croatian-American Society
jaywalker71 wins with 100% of the vote.
Korean American Society
Had no Candidates.
Meanwhile; back at NOMOS Labs:
*GoTJ*
What have you come up with, since my last visit, Poindexter.
*Intern*
My name is Alex
*GoTJ*
OK, Dave!
*Intern*
I keep telling you that you need more congress members. Congress voted itself into obsolescence. You need more representation from people that demand a voice.
*GoTJ*
What the hell do I pay you guys for?
*Intern*
YOU DON"T PAY ME SHIT!
*GoTJ*
Bullshit; it comes out of my taxes.
*Intern*
You are, soooo, getting sued!
Grab a Pen and Paper. Help us write the People's History.
Comments
Great title.
Good, because that was the hardest part.
o7
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Looks like WTP had an exciting PP race too.
I didn't hear as much about it, but thanks for pointing that out.
Hi.
Greetings!
Good Article GTJ
Thanks! I wish I had time to write more.
I'll check out the article. Good luck with your endeavor.
https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/la-internacional-socialista-del-erepublik--2557524/1/20
down at the 12th ranked Old Fu-ks, after most but not all OhFU members returning from our Congressional Election mission to help the AMP, Old Man Custer was returned to the seat of pointless power with 87.5% of the vote.
SFP and AMP both had very slim margins of victory. I hope those winners take that to heart and understand they did not have much more than a barely-majority of support, and do some serious shit to bolster not only their own support base but moreover the strength and unity of their respective Parties.
Helping AMP was a move that was ill-advised and counter-productive to a mission I was personally running. And in the end, all it did was hurt your party as AMP has fallen out of Top Five anyway.
SFP's election shows no signs of a division, but shows the signs of SFP's future leadership. It is amazing that we can have such a close victory and so much voter turnout.
Nice to have an election without a, sure, winner.
Eddie was here!
dude...
Interesting read. Thanks!
Good stuff o7