Announcing My Congressional Candidacy:

Day 3,197, 10:38 Published in USA USA by Jimmy Cincinnati

Issue #121


Congress has, long, seemed indifferent to us. Some of our congress member rub our noses in their insolence. Why are people still voting for them?
For the last few days, I haven't been able to visit Fed Party Chat, without being called a fag or a plethora of other insults. None of their leadership seems to notice the top 5 article about this issue.
What's up with my community?

The questions are rhetorical, of course. I'm happy to lay it out for you. They've got us by the balls and they are smug about it.

I will, therefore, enter the election and join the congress that we know as a cesspit. Wish me luck, please!