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"Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old
person - defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro."

-- Dave Barry

Jokes

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A young girl's folks had paid a visit to the home of a neighbour
one evening.

The neighbour thought naturally, when she answered the doorbell
the next morning and found the little girl at the door, that her
parents had forgotten something.... "Please, Mrs. Johnston," said
the girl, "may I look at your living room rug?"

The woman was surprised but said, "Why, of course, Jennie. Come on in.
It's right over here."

The little girl stared at the rug for several minutes. Then she turned
to its owner and said unabashedly, "Well, It doesn't make ME sick."

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Michael strode in to his doctors office and said, "Doc, my druggist
said to tell you to change my prescription and to check the prescription
you've been giving to Mrs. Rogers."

"Oh, he did, did he?" the doctor shot back. "And since when does a
druggist second guess a doctor's orders?"

Michael says, "Since he found out I've been on birth control pills
since December."

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My brother, a trucker, is often caught in commuter rush-hour traffic.

One morning when everything came to a standstill, he sat high up in his
18-wheeler, singing and whistling.

A passenger in a nearby car, frustrated by the delay, yelled up at my
brother, "What are you so happy about?"

"I'm already at work!" he cheerfully replied, "Making $120 per hour."

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I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'.
So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.