7 Star General
deershark
Dear readers,
Yesterday, the gods of the deer and shark alliance have promoted me to the rank of 7 star general. This places me in charge of the joint command of the deer-shark military. With this promotion, I become the highest ranked military leader in the eUSA and in the eWorld. I would like to thank all the deers and sharks in this coalition that continue to fight against tyranny around the globe. We shall win!
My fellow soldiers in arms:
Thank you for reading.
Deershark
7 Star General
Deer - Shark Joint Command
Comments
Highest Rank in the eWorld!
HEIL DEERSHARK!
If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword…
I advise caution, pizza might attempt to steal one of your stars to become a 7 star general himself:/
Great. Now General Cartman Lee is gonna go for 8
This is a joke actually.... because 6 stars is the highest one can logically go. If you bother to study history, 6 stars was a proposed but never implemented rank which is "General of the Armies"... a position that would encompass overall command of multi-national armies in a war.
>Implying Pizza "GCL" isn't a joke
huehuehue
@Pizza: Says you. I, for one, am a twenty-seven THOUSAND star general.
I'm a twenty star general, I outrank both Deershark and Pizza.
Congrats.
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