[WHPR] It's a New Year, Yes It Is

Day 3,332, 16:16 Published in USA USA by James S. Brady Press Room



Dateline: Tuesday, January 3rd, 2017 (Day 3,332)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, the White House

Contents:
It’s a new year, yes it is




kody at a WWE Live Event

It’s a New Year, Yes it is

Greetings everyone, I am MCKitkat and despite it being a new year, kody is still not here. kody has finally taken matters in his own hands and has applied to become a professional wrestler. He was spotted at a nearby Wrestling Event. We wish him best of luck in this exciting endeavour.

It is a new year, but not much has changed so far. Congress is still debating about taxes. The vote is currently happening in-game (Kind of exciting isn’t it). So make sure you look through the forums for the discussion and then proceed to vote. If taxes don’t interest you, maybe the discussion about Import Taxes (There sadly isn’t much else to change in-game) might interest you. Other than that, we are patiently awaiting the end of the time limit to start the next Dictatorship War.

In terms of war, the Scots tried an uprising, but that was quickly beaten down by our Finish brethren. It’s not like they were much of a challenge anyway, right? I mean, not only do the Brits consider themselves as weak, they are also already infighting. This is a marvelous source of banter. Also shout-out to Senry for being bae.

Other than this, not much to tell you, the term is coming to an end and you’ll have the last WHPR during election times. Isn’t that exciting. It should be. Another WHPR without kody concludes.




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