[UKRP] Rob would like a peepee
Rob the Bruce
I'm running for the PP of UKRP
-Have both PP'd and pee-pee'd before, multiple times
-Knows what dates to press the buttons on
-Have learned which buttons not to press
-Will probably write more stuff than recent people
-Am not Appleby
-Will run a congress list of sexy people, and congressmen from other parties will thoroughly enjoy their amazing contributions.
-Will not be able to take a congress seat from TUP like this term
-Cannot replace every instance of the word despacito in the song "despacito" with my name
In conclusion: Voting for me as PP of the UKRP is a sound decision unless you want to sing songs about certacito that will mildly disturb him once he translates them.
TL
😉R
-Am gonna try n PP for UKRP
-Will actually try
-No significant cons to voting
-Knob the Bruise
Don't trust eager noobs
Comments
if I comment does that push it up the 'top 5' thingy that isn't actually a top 5?
it does
vote buyers can save their money now
this is a revolution
Just comment lots of times and you'll be top 5 for months
I don't even know this lad, and I'm not even a member of UKRP, but jesus fucking christ someone make this lad PP
Needs more bribes
I'm saving those for driving congress activity
Needs more pussy cats peeing.
RIP NukesPaper o7
https://youtu.be/Wn_iz8z2AGw
This makes me moist. Rob4PP is a definite Brucey bonus!
withdrawing to make this easier
oh lawd
I would make a better PP of UKRP.
I will rename it to the UK Rascal Party, and we will be dedicated to acts of mild mischief.
A good initiative but you're in the wrong UK_P for that
ESO ESO ESO!
More like... ES-No.
Owch, you hurt me baby