[UKRP] Congress elections? Yes, vote for your fantastic Reform candidates...
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It’s time to vote for the UKRP again…
Good evening all you lovely voters.
It’s been a while since I was last Party President and also some time since I deemed it necessary to release an article. However….the Congress elections are upon us and against all the odds
This month, as with almost every month since I joined the party (...coincidence? I think not
😛) we at the UK Reform Party have an outrageously amazing list of potential Congress members.
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As you can see, we need these fine fellows to take Congress by the horns
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If you don’t know our candidates, here are some vital statistics:
CptChazbeard - Chaz, Chaz, Chaz….what do you need to say about Chaz? He’s an alcoholic, who has a habit of throwing laptops into ponds. As well as that he’s a fine fellow who knows a lot about how to win at this game. Winning!
Sir Humphrey Appleby - Apples is a great politician, as long as he doesn’t go missing of course.
Certacito - The original CC (sorry CheetahCurtis) has been around for ever. Apparently he once performed a guitar solo with Eric Clapton.
Dave Trenga - Dave. He’s my latest employer, so I thought I’d best give him a good slot in the list in case he cut my wages.
Addaway - Ad has his detractors. He also quit the game recently….but he’s back now. So Congress awaits...
WookieO - Oh yes, it’s me. I once sang with Placido Domingo, love jaffa cakes and read far too much bad to middling post-apocalyptic fiction.
Dnouser - He’s an American I believe, but if you get past that he’s a top bloke. After some time out, he’s back and is a fine addition to our list.
Fataliix - I love Fata. He shuns my love these days, but I still watch him when he sleeps. So it’s all good.
Sambo223 - Sambo knows the law. He will one day get me off the murder charge I’m sure will get thrown at me. I’m sure one of the twazzocks that I work with will one day do something and I’ll snap.
Thomas765 - Thomas knows his onions. He also knows his turnips.
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In summary...vote for the UKRP. Now please.
Thanking you kindly.
To finish, a song that sums up the congress elections…
WookieO
UK Reform Party President
Hairiest ex-CP of the eUK
Royal Whipping Boy
Comments
UKRP have the answers. To which questions? We're unsure.
Vote UKRP.
*initiating the famous UKRP night vote*
Lyda is last place? he/she even went to all the trouble of trying to import immigrants just to vote for you guys. I'm disappointed 🙁 😉
Lyda obviously put some work into a website and wrote an article promoting a Lyda4Congress platform. However...I did not receive even the lowest standard You Kay Aaaarrrgghhh Pee bribe of half a pack of pickled onion Monster Munch and a well thumbed copy of Razzle, so unfortunately last place it is this month.
Picked onion? Ewwwww.
It is no coincidence that as soon as this article is published - the votes start rolling in....
Once again, we have an extremely strong lineup of Congressmen to be.
Voted (and voted) and endorsed!
v + s
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Final Congressional Election Results:
- UKRP: 46 (27.06😵
- TUP: 36 (21.18😵
- BP: 31 (18.24😵
- UKPP: 30 (17.65😵
- ESO: 27 (15.88😵
Assuming that we did manage to qualify for a full 40 seat Congress this means:
- UKRP: 11 seats
- TUP: 9 seats
- BP: 7 seats
- UKPP: 7 seats
- ESO: 6 seats
This means that (ballots Gods permitting) we could have all of the candidates described above PLUS the lucky 11th man - James Scarlet - up in Congress next month!
Thank you to all the hardworking and dutiful UKRP members who voted yesterday!