[TURP] TURP's $0 Menu

Day 2,125, 06:31 Published in USA Ireland by Thomas Killah

HELLO!!
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....... Anyone??
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-kills cricket-

Okay, now lets get started.
The United Republic Party a.k.a TURP is starting 2 more FREE FOOD ARTICLES, we hope that we can have these promotions will be EVEN MORE successful than the last one.

Everything on out menu costs absolutely nothing (except a vote, sub, and shout)


We have the following:
Whole Wheat Bread ..... $0
White Bread ........... $0
Raisin Bread .......... $0
Cinnamon Bread ........ $0
Bread Roll ............ $0
Sweet Roll ............ $0
Croissants ............ $0
Garlic Bread .......... $0
Texas Toast ........... $0
Naan Bread ............ $0

Anyways enough bread talk, lets move onto more important issues. More Important issues like JOIN US!!!!
and our MU Revolutionary Army

If your are interested in joining TURP and would like to immediately get involved in the party's affairs please contact Alexandrer Coin, Thomas Killah, or SwiftStrike74.

Want to know more about the party before joining? Here are some things for you to know, cited directly from TURP's constitution:

" We the members of The United Republic Party established to providing the newest generations of Political Players, by having their voices heard, and growing into tomorrow's leader, do ordain, and establish this constitution and subscribe to the regulations & policies of the Party.

The purpose of this Party shall be:
I. To promote the next generations of Politicians, Journalists, Economists, & tomorrow's leaders.
II. To fight against the tyranny attacks of the PTO(Party-Take Over) in eUSA, as we join the fight alongside the ATO(Anti-Takeover)
III. To supply the members of T.U.R.P. with strength & knowledge as we eCitizens of eUSA, continue our elife in the New World.


SO WHY DON'T YOU COME DOWN AND VISIT? We are a melting pot consisting of Ambassadors, Congressmen, Commanders, Soldiers, Writers, and more. I'm sure you'll love it here.

Dont Forget to Shout:
[TURP] TURP'S $0 Menu
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-turp-turp-s-0-menu-2318452/1/20
FREE FOOD FOR ALL...MOST

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P.S. This offer is only for people who aren't PTO'ers, in the AFA, affiliated with RGR, or are enemies of the U.S.