[TURP] JOIN US, we haz free food!!

Day 2,117, 19:22 Published in USA Ireland by Thomas Killah

HEY!!
-crickets chirping-

Anyways, I would like you to join The United Republic Party, we are focused mainly on ATO in Congress and POTUS elections and building new players into the great politicians of the future. TURP has a variety of backgrounds, consiting of Politicians, Military Commanders, Soldiers, Newspaper Authors, Economy savies, ect.

Here are some of the benifits TURP members receive:
- Free Food (Free Food to You Program)
- Free Weapons (Weps 4 You Program)
- Free Money (TURP Cost Refunds Program)
(All of the above are sections of the TURP Donations Program)


Free Food to YOU:
The FF2U Program (Free Food 2 U) is a program designed to give free Q5 food as a reward to TURP members for their continuous devotion and support to the TURP party and and the country of the US. Extra food is given when the US is in an open war, resistence war, or major ally war. This program is only offered to members of TURP, unless they have been discovered or known to be PTO'ers. This program is lead by me, Thomas Killah, as are all of the other sect programs of TURP Donations.


Weaps 4 YOU and TURP Cost Refunds:
The W4U and TCR programs are programs for TURP members only, which will reward the members with money and weapons. Weps 4 YOU, give out about 50-100 Q1-Q5 weapons, depending on our stock and your status as a member. The TCR program gives money to TURP members to make up for the money you spend on moving to fight .

Well, before I finish the article I'd like to show everyone our motto and qualities:
Motto:
P - Producing
R - Responsible
I - Individuals
D - Determined to
E - Exceed/Excel

Qualities:
- Responsibility
- Honor
- Integrity
- True Patriots

Also, we have our own MU!:
The United Republic Party
TURP's MU: Revolutionary Army

Please join TURP, or I'll be like


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