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[Mewsnight] Yarr!

Day 3,592, 20:49 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Mad Pauly

Jeremy Catspaw has an exclusive chat with the Prime Minister.

* According to a recent poll in Heat magazine, 38% of respondents claimed Mewsnight was their favourite cat-based television programme, beating ITV's Mews at Ten.

** The National Society for Pirate Cats Committee, or NSPCC, is a charitable foundation for the advancement of feline buccaneers. Donations to the NSPCC can be made by pressing the shiny "Endorse 100" button up in the top left corner. All proceeds will go towards catnip and scratching posts for these disadvantaged kitties.

Comments

CptChazbeard Day 3,593, 00:32

Y'aaaaarrrghhh o?

Mad Pauly Day 3,593, 00:47

That sounds more like what I'd come out with if someone trod on my tail... 😛

cosinex Day 3,593, 01:16

Well, that was amazing...

Lisamunusira Day 3,593, 12:14

eRepublik needs more cats, that's for sure!

Pannonian Nomad Day 3,593, 12:49

Needs more National Socialism...

Rory Winterbourne II Day 3,593, 17:04

So your party is into racism... Maybe that would be a fun thing to focus on.

Mad Pauly Day 3,593, 19:03

I cannot, and will not, be held accountable for the views expressed by individuals. Suggesting that the whole of the party is racist is quite a sweeping supposition, and shows as much ignorance and bigotry as any racist, as it is mere stereotyping. If you're going to complain, go do it elsewhere but not in my article comments, please.

Rory Winterbourne II Day 3,593, 20:00

Something mewsnight's not interested in covering then?

Mad Pauly Day 3,593, 20:46

Satire - which is what Mewsnight is intended to be - is not exactly the greatest platform to tackle any allegations of racism. So no, I won't. Feel free to do so yourself, though.

WayneKerr Day 3,593, 23:22

Don't worry Pauly, we'll be called fascist, homophobics, misogynists, anti semites, islamophobic and any other phobics... They can't defeat us using debate, reasoning and ideas, so instead they opt to try to take us down a peg or two by claiming we are all these horrible things.

You see, the most important thing to a Leftie, is where you were born and the colour of your skin, whereas to us in the real world it's simply the content of your character.

Pannonian Nomad Day 3,593, 23:25

Please state the names of all the racist from our party...

Select28 Day 3,593, 23:57

Yeeessss

V + s

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