[King] Establishment of a New Order!

Day 3,388, 17:51 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by King Trito Fisher

My subjects:

I am most pleased to announce the establishment of eIreland as a monarchy with myself, King Trito Fisher I, as the glorious leader of our fine nation!
Thus, I shall ignore the upcoming Presidential Elections as illegitimate, since only a person of noble blood should rule a country, especially one as fantastic as ours.

As a courtesy to my subjects who are not yet religious followers of mine, I shall postpone their sending to the scaffold to a later date.

Subjects:

You may have heard recently that the admins have recently that starting March 31st, a country must pay 25 gold daily minimum to upkeep a "dictatorship", or in our case, a glorious monarchy! Thus, since the daily upkeep is equal to around 10k CC, it appears that my reign shall be a short one, although it will certainly be memorable!

Also, as I have promised Rusty D, WHS, and traitors to this glorious monarchy who would like to either see as as a communistic dystopia (WHS) or a treacherous republic (Rusty et al.), I shall be comitting eSuicide as soon as the admins ruin our glorious monarchy. Id est: I shall be quitting the game for realz on April 1st, 2017. On March 31st, I will donate all my holdings to eIreland.

Perhaps this will be the first true implementation of the dictatorship system put into place by the admins, ironic, since it shall also be the last!

With benevolence,

The Last, Only, and Most Glorious King of eIreland,
Trito Fisher