【jw】 One maor time, Baby Jane!

Day 3,632, 06:18 • Published in United Kingdom France • by Hell The Great


Ever feel like there's not enough jamesw around to blame? Then fear not, for this month I have decided once again to run for President. For those who haven't been around, I've served as a President in the UK for 7 terms, been in the command room of every alliance we've been, and pretty much done everything there is to do in eRepublik. There is, however, one thing that has spurred me into action: Appleby. A comparison of our profiles will show that we're both on 6 CP medals: which is quite frankly the worst thing I've ever had drawn to my attention.

As well as being almost as dashing as Bette Davis, I am in eRepublik years, essentially as old and past it and she was too: until Baby Jane happened. I'll hold off on the whiteface for now, but essentially it is the burning hatred inside that fuels me to go on, and the everpresence of some awful Joan Crawford in one guise or another that keeps this fire lit. From the guys who thought they could play circlejerk before that was even a thing, to the people who wanted to ignore 4/5ths of the UK, to the people who then recreated circlejerk, I've always been a pro-mechanics, anti-Appleby kind of guy.



eRep is for me, a fine line between idiocy and functionality: in that we function within the confines only an idiot would set - I freely flow between the two polar opposites, because ultimately, this is supposed to be a game, however awful it may be run.

Over the coming days I will outline my final plans in relation to our domestic and foreign policies, and give an insight into the direction I'd like to take, as well as the steps I hope to take over the coming weeks. To ensure that cabinet is run as transparently as possible, I'll also release my choices for cabinet, as well as a list of all applicants, or any people I got in touch with to ask for assitance.

Anyone who is interested in being part of my platform, or applying for cabinet in any capacity is more than welcome to drop me a PM here.

~jw