[GOV-CYP]Enlightment Coming

Day 2,001, 07:19 • Published in Cyprus Cyprus • by The Monarchy Of The Fat Panda

The technical agency of The Cypriot Ministry of Education,Enlightment & Propaganda wants to inform you that fixed the technical issue that showed up and the "song" is now available.
The Cypriot Ministry of Education,Enlightment & Propaganda wishes happy e-birthday to our beloved friend exohoritis.
Salam alaykum-salam pariza my royal panpas and panpasis,

first of all I would recommend you to listen to this song while you are readin' this in order to relax.Secondly I want to apologize not really because I haven't been online for a long period of time due to my real life trip in North Korea.

Official governmental document following;

Addressing to the inhabitants of this scenic Island the Minister of Education,Enlightment & Propaganda Fat Panda is in position to announce that we negotiated with partners in Amsterdam and we are going to import delicious locally grown products from our beloved Amsterdam.The Minister of Education,Enlightment & Propaganda Fat Panda contacted directly to our current beloved Minister of Economics Humerus and we managed to show you the prices;


our beloved Minster of Economics graduated from Harvard in the same year as Samaras and Papandreou did.

You can see our bMoE, he is the dude with the big ears and shit-blond hair.
About Greece-EDEN-Hamam

The Ministry of Education,Enlightment & Propaganda penetrated in our sister office in Greece and we secretly managed to steal some precious information from the OAED Division (the secretly division which advises the Greek Government) OAED stand for Ο-ΑΡΙΣΤΟΧΑΜΟΣ-ΕΙΝΑΙ-ΔΟΚΤΟΡΑΣ in latin alphabet O-ARISTOMAXOS-EINAI-DOKTORAS and in enligh alphabet THE-ARISTOMAXOS-IS-DOCTOR (this division was created during the epic presidency of the narcissist,progressive,alternative and unionist ARISTOMAXOS aka +1 ARISTOMAXOS).

Those stolen information revealed to us that the Greek Government has a genius plan which will be publish by our office in the following days (due to budgets cuts we have no ink)


EDEN aka Everybody Dance Everybody Naked
is falling apart so we are not going to comment give a damn panda poop.

Hamam
Cypriot government decided to shut down all religious places like stadiums,casinos,propotzidikos(betting),kafene and even the smaller ones like churches,temples,temenos,cami etc. and we are going to replace them with fabulous hamams!
Comment on Greek unionist govermental form
The Cypriot Ministry of Education,Enlightment & Propaganda salutes the opportunist party of Greece UFoO which stands for "United Front of Opportunists" and the greek nationalist party EM which stands for "huh" or "OUG RE".Those two parties did a step back and they are now doing their best for the greek community.


Those were the news from The Cypriot Ministry of Education,Enlightment & Propaganda office.My royal followers stay tune for upcoming news.

Enlightenment of the day;
If we pretend to be more enlightened than we really are, we will miss
an opportunity to heal ourselves. Admitting our limitations can make us
feel vulnerable, yet it is very freeing. We just have to be ourselves as
we are now, accepting the mixture of enlightened awareness and human
limitation that is in each of us. Through this self-acceptance,
we find a deep peace and self-love.


Until next time stay calm and...
Minister Fat Panda