[Derp4USWP] A Worker's Party

Day 3,250, 01:43 • Published in USA USA • by Derphoof


A Party to represent the working people.
A Party to serve the everyday person; the average player.
A Party that works for the workers.

That’s what the USWP is.

The United States Workers Party is the party that has done the most over the course of this game to implement policy for the greater benefit of the working class in this game, creating and supporting efficient systems of a socialist government, to make sure that government is working for the working man, rather than the reverse.

As such, the party president should be the worker for the Workers. The servant of the servant.

I have accepted the nominations to run for Party President and that will be my mindset, if elected, making sure that the party is fighting for you, the worker.

We must continue to fight to give our nation’s players, old and new, opportunity to learn, grow and succeed. This party is in prime position to help new players, being the most successful and experienced party in the country’s history, making it the best place to “learn the game well.”

As such, I want to make sure that new party members are able to learn, by pairing them with an experienced player in USWP as a mentor. Just as well, if you contact me for a job, there will be a job for you. The party will always have work for the willing.



However, our party must also attend to the necessary functioning of our government.

Workers understand the primacy of game mechanics and how those mechanics drive policy decisions. Due to the experience of our players, the USWP is masterful at working within the mechanics of the game to provide the best possible outcome to all the players in this game. Every Worker benefits from the Party’s work in government.

We will continue to advocate for fair taxation that keeps our programs and defenses well funded, with no dollar wasted.

We will continue to advocate for responsible immigration policies, making sure that we don’t let our nation slip into PTO threat, ensuring we remain a government working for the American worker.

We will continue to advocate for smart foreign policy and defense policy that keep us strong, secure, bountiful, and entertained.

All of these things benefit the common worker. As such, I will ensure that our congressmen continue to advocate for the common worker.

Be sure to vote for me on the 15th to keep the Workers of our nation and our party successful!